Don’t let The Pope tell you how to garden!
He is completely out of touch with modern horticultural trends.
In the dark ages*, when people planted tomatoes, they reaped tomatoes.
Vegetables were assigned biologically based labels.
Oppressive, bigoted, biological labels.
Apparently, The Pope still lives in the dark ages.
A vegetable growing on a tomato vine isn’t ALWAYS a tomato.
Plants are more than their physical make-up.
So much more.
I have the right to decide for myself which vegetables I’m growing.
My garden, my choice.
Small minded bigots WILL NOT define my zucchini for me!
I’m so open-minded, I grow pumpkins on corn stalks.
I grow carrots on apple trees.
I’ve even got a chicken that lays watermelon.
I’m free from the stifling affects of logic.
Reality is whatever ‘feels right’.
It’s very freeing!
I’m choosing the vegan life-style now!
(What some call ‘pork chops’, I call ‘kale’.)
I eat whatever I want and STILL feel morally superior to everyone else.
Including the Pope!
The tidal wave of anti-intellectualism raging across America isn’t all bad.
I’m gonna feel really good about myself as I drown.
*I choose to define the ‘dark ages’ as ‘all times before today’.