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Christian Comedy That’s Funny
John Branyan is a seasoned professional known for his clean, family-friendly comedy that’s safe for all ages. As a Christian comedian and Dry Bar Comedy star, John brings laughs that are not only entertaining but also uplifting. His philosophy is that comedy is a gift from God, designed to help us navigate life’s struggles and find joy in the midst of suffering. Whether you’re searching for a comedian for hire near you or planning a special event, John’s humor will leave audiences inspired and smiling. Book him today for a performance that’s unforgettable!
The viral comedy routine is available as an illustrated storybook. Get a copy of this classic retelling of the three little pigs for your family. (It also makes an excellent gift…)
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My brand new children’s book is available on Amazon! It’s a whimsical tale about acceptance, tolerance, values, and yo-yos.
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A Christian Comedian On Church, Politics, & Family

Don’t You Dare Say Anything Bad About Divorce!!!
Russell Moore said, “While divorce is sometimes necessary, it is never good,” and that was the cue for a horde of divorced Christian women to defend the dissolution of families.

Where Jesus Was From That Matters
Jesus told us who he was and didn’t mention his ethnicity. Fortunately, there are some noisy church attendees who aren’t afraid to use racism to speak with boldness about things

When Sponges Write Blogs
A man who presents himself as a spiritual guide recently posted the following, both quotes nestled together in a single offering: “I was not scandalized by Trump. I was scandalized