If you’re sick of Christians (like me) always raining on your parades, hurting your feelings, and calling you diabolical, then you should fight back! Replace the Bible with your own book of morality! Then, when I start quoting the good book, you can quote from your Better Good Book!
- Thou shalt Have No other gods before YOU.
- Thou shalt not tell others their images are graven
- Thou shalt not take another’s pronouns in vain.
- Remember whatever special group is celebrated each month and keep them holy.
- Honor Mother Nature.
- Thou shalt Not kill a trans person’s dreams.
- Though shalt not commit adultery without consent.
- Take anything you need to survive for that is not stealing.
- There is no truth so you cannot lie.
- Despise your neighbor for possessing anything you don’t possess.
These commandments will get you started. You might not even need to write a whole book since commandment #9 is a doozy. At least now you’ll be able to contribute somethings to conversations other than deranged babbling.
(Deuteronomy 8:3) He humbled you, causing you to hunger and then feeding you with manna, which neither you nor your fathers had known, to teach you that man does not live on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of the Lord.
