Talk To Your Eggs

If you’ve already decided to stop sending your kids off to be taught lies by strangers, then you need not fret about this classroom scenario. But you may have loved ones who believe warping their children with demonic religion is actually a good thing. You can share this with them. Some Monday morning, a classroom […]

Maybe God Hates Your Ministry

Here’s a thought that’s worthy of your attention. Maybe God hates your ministry. It’s a possibility. Perhaps God himself despises hearing you share your theology. What do you think? “JOHN, YOU JERK!!!!! YOU THINK YOU’RE PERFECT!!!! YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! LEARN TO BE HUMBLE!!” You’re right. Humility is always appropriate. The humble thing to […]

How Do You Know?

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Have you ever wondered why the Bible isn’t just the book of Genesis? I think (and I could certainly be wrong) it’s because Genesis doesn’t contain everything God wanted us to know. If Genesis was sufficient, God wouldn’t have given us the other 65 books. Therefore (and I’m still speculating here) all 66 books are […]

If You’re Horrible, Sure.

Don’t have children if you cannot accept that your job is to turn them into a mini you. People who think children magically grow into whole people with their own thoughts, ideologies, beliefs, and values without any influence from their parents…are idiots. Idiots should not have children. It’s fine for idiots to live their idiotic […]

The True Enemy of Creationism

I know it’s tempting to criticize, scold, censure, and otherwise torment me for holding a different point of view about Creation than you do so I want to take a moment to remind you that I’m not the person you ought to be fighting. If you’re itching for a scuffle, go suggest to the pagans […]

Come Worship My Politics

Christmas will be here before you know it so I’m helping prepare in advance for the sanctimonious virtue signaling that is part of America’s holiday celebrations. Any person rejoicing at the birth “of a brown-skinned Middle-Eastern undocumented immigrant” is not celebrating Jesus. They are proclaiming their personal righteousness. They must announce their own goodness since […]

Until Selfishness Parts Us

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Remember the Bible story about the woman who was caught in adultery and the Pharisees wanted to stone her but Jesus rained on their parade with His famous line, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?” And do you remember that Jesus didn’t condemn her and sent her on her way telling […]

How I Recognize and Ally

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I receive this criticism often. My tone, or attitude, or conceit, or arrogance, or smugness, or condescension, or hate, or whatever it is, frequently gets reprimanded by Christians who I assume are attracting hundreds (if not thousands) of pagans to Christ by the sheer force of their love. So my regular readers (both of you) […]

Hate Accuses Me of Hate

I blurred the name of this meme creator because he has an even smaller platform than me (for now) and I don’t want to help him attract attention. Like many other false prophets, this guy (whom I will call Chris because that’s his name) identifies as a Christian. He knows that calling himself a Christian […]

The World Ain’t My Judge

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This is from a guy (whom I will call, ‘Mike’ because that’s his name) who claims to be a not only a Christian, but a ‘Spiritual Director’ as well: “In some ways, I’m glad Christians are being held at arm’s length by the world. It’s good to hear the critiques and to be asked to […]

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