I Got Kicked Out Of My Church
Recently, I was removed from the membership list of the church where I had belonged for more than 3 decades. Leadership requested that I not attend church functions. The details may be of interest to some people for various reasons so here they are… Awhile back, I was summoned to meet with the elders so […]
Don’t Believe You Belong
Churches that advertise themselves as a place “to belong” are functioning like Sam’s Club or Amazon Prime, except they won’t give you the membership brochure. They’ll smile, pour you a cup of coffee, and assure you that everyone is welcome. Everyone belongs. No restrictions. No expectations. Just free Wi-Fi and unlimited inclusiveness. They’re saying church […]
Comedy Round Table June 5th
Hello, Cliquer- You may or may not know that I developed a step-by-step system for creating comedy. I explain it in my book, “Life Is Hardy-Har-Hard.” It’s the method I’ve used to write all my material (yes, including The Three Little Pigs). I’m hosting an online workshop on June 5th to cover the basics of […]
Jesus Prefers Christians
If you’re deeply concerned when non-Christians accuse the church of not looking very much like Jesus, I’ve got excellent news! Your concern is unnecessary! The cause of your anxiety is a lack of faith and you’ll feel immediate relief by simply trusting that Jesus always tells the truth. Christ told you that nobody is good […]
Surrender Apathy For Love
Definitely! If you’re not attached to your beliefs you should absolutely abandon them for a relationship. Hopefully this girl will appreciate the courage it takes to make such a trivial sacrifice. It’s a solid plan to give up your convictions when confronted by someone with stronger convictions. You can’t go wrong adopting the views of […]
The Virtue of Hatred
Someone at church asked me, “Did my mother teach me that Christians aren’t supposed to hate things, or is that in the Bible?” “It’s not in the Bible,” I said. I could tell this person hated that answer. Christians are super squeamish about hate because we haven’t been taught how to use it. We know […]
It’s Okay to Be Right
The government has decided that DEI is not a good thing anymore and taken some steps to remove it from official legislature, policies, and procedures. However, there are a lot of people who still believe the purpose of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion was to promote diversity, equity, and inclusion. These people will be greatly disturbed […]
The Genius Will Lie To You
“How do I remove documents from a project,” I asked. The Super-Genius-Smarter-Than-Humans Artificial Intelligence replied: To remove a document from a project: 1) Open your project…you should see all your documents listed in the left hand sidebar… “There is no list of documents in the left-hand sidebar,” I replied. The Super-Genius Artificial Intelligence replied: “Thanks […]
Doing The Good Kind of Evil
Greetings, Cultural Warriors standing shoulder to shoulder with Shiloh Hendricks! It feels good to dish out justice, doesn’t it? I mean, giving the enemy a taste of their own medicine is really, really, really satisfying. Self-righteousness is a rush! Sure, some will say you’re hypocrites since raising money to reward an act of evil is […]
Stupid at The Speed of Light
When I was a new parent, I was super excited to hear the baby say, “Dada!” I thought it was confirmation that my little girl recognized her father. Then, she started saying ‘Dada’ at random men she saw at church or the grocery store. She said ‘Dada’ to her toys. She said ‘Dada’ to the […]