Wives Submit To Your Husbands!

Ephesians chapter 5 verse 1, Paul writes: “Wives, submit to your husbands!” This single line has upset a lot of people – mostly wives. I’ll give a couple of reasons why you don’t need to be upset. First, that isn’t actually the first verse of the chapter. The first line of Ephesians 5 says: “Therefore […]
Andrew Bakes and Children Don’t Think
Andrew retells the story of how his acquisition of a new vehicle went totally sideways. Peaches and I disagree about thinking and feeling. She’s convinced that kids can’t think because they don’t have language. I’m outraged but manage to remain civil and professional.
Andrew Bakes and Children Don’t Think
Andrew retells the story of how his acquisition of a new vehicle went totally sideways. Peaches and I disagree about thinking and feeling. She’s convinced that kids can’t think because they don’t have language. I’m outraged but manage to remain civil and professional.
Trump Can Be President But He Can’t Teach Sunday School

The mid-term elections are upon us (almost). Some of us evangelicals aren’t ready to vote again. By “us” I mean “you”. You still think 2016 is a nightmare from which you will awaken if you hate Trump hard enough. It’s time to stop pinching yourself. Donald Trump is President. It’s going to be another couple […]
Tiny Brunette Comedian Taking On Never-Trump Machine

There’s an article from The Atlantic This is the headline: The Tiny Blond Bible Teacher Taking on the Evangelical Political Machine You might think the article is about Beth Moore’s horrific treatment by woman-hating, Christian bigots. It’s not. The article is about Donald Trump. Beth Moore is merely a convenient, recognizable puppet used to remind […]
You Might Belong Here. It’s Up To You.

Saw a sign outside a church building today that read: You Belong Here!! What a reckless thing to say. How can you possibly know that it’s true? What if… I’m a pick-pocket who lifts wallets while everyone else is lifting hands? I’m covered with a contagious rash? I drag a deer carcass everywhere I go? […]
Podcast – How We Created Our Stupid Intro
http://traffic.libsyn.com/branyancomedy/EP107_Recording_the_Intro_Episode.mp3 Peaches decided we needed an intro. This episode reveals the process we used to create it. We disagree about justice and holding priests accountable for sin too…
The Intro, Relentless Support and More Social Justice
The full behind-the-scenes recording of how we got our spiffy new intro. Peaches expresses support for people who don’t properly express support. We discuss finding a sperm donor at garage sales. Social justice rears its head again. We can’t actually agree about apologies. I make a statement about simplicity that Amanda will never let me […]
The Intro, Relentless Support and More Social Justice
The full behind-the-scenes recording of how we got our spiffy new intro. Peaches expresses support for people who don’t properly express support. We discuss finding a sperm donor at garage sales. Social justice rears its head again. We can’t actually agree about apologies. I make a statement about simplicity that Amanda will never let me […]
It’s Not Me, It’s You

Atheists, I’m going to leave you now. You’re boring. I’m tired of childish conversations. David Bentley helped me make the decision to quit featuring drivel on my blog. A truly profound atheist is someone who has taken the trouble to understand, in its most sophisticated forms, the belief he or she rejects, and to understand […]