Can You Say That A Little Less Clearly?
Let me be brief. I love brevity! Don’t use nine words when eight will do. Succinct communication indicates clear thinking. In general, when you need lots of words to express your idea… …you don’t actually have an idea. Consider this actual statement from an actual person: You didn’t read the whole thing, did you? Be honest! […]
Scandals, Forgiveness, Foot Washing and German Baptists
EPISODE – Me and a ventriloquist go to war with Cedarville University! Prepare for battle, Pkarlgh! David Pendleton is on the podcast again and he has a tale to tell. (I’m eating pizza during the first few minutes of this broadcast so you might here some mild chewing and swallowing.) We start with a gentle […]
Scandals, Forgiveness, Foot Washing and German Baptists
If you would like to know how to get yourself banished from a Christian university, David Pendleton walks us through the process. Apparently, there is more than one unpardonable sin.
Open Letter to
Most of what you believe is based on faith. I attempted to make this point with a delightful young lady recently. To spare you reading through hundreds of profane, angry screeds, I’ll summarize my point. I believe the sun will rise tomorrow but I can’t prove it to you. Believing in sunrise requires faith. Because […]
Christians Should Know This Stuff
Some people are proud of ignorance. They smugly proclaim their futile thoughts. They offer, “I don’t know” as an answer to life’s most important question: “Why do we exist?” They’ll even illustrate their uselessness with analogies. The problem is, this analogy needs to go further. A more complete (and better) analogy is: Person #1: What […]
Nobody Hates Hollywood More Than Hollywood
Harvey Weinstein is toast. But fear not, starry-eyed actors! There are plenty of other power moguls in Tinsel Town. If you’re willing to ‘do what it takes’, you can still get your shot. It will take surrendering your dignity. It will take your soul. If this revelation shocks you, you’re a dolt. I figured it […]
Newlyweds, Boredom, Fridge Ethics and Science
EPISODE – The Brand New Branyans! I sit down with Tim and Marla for some marriage advice. Tim and Marla have been making their marriage work for almost 14 days. What’s their secret? I get to the nitty-gritty and learn everything. First, Tim answers my question, “Why did you decide to get married?” Tim keeps […]
Newlyweds, Boredom, Fridge Ethics and Science
I interview Tim and Marla to find out the secret for staying happily married for almost two whole weeks.
Would You Watch Harvey Weinstein Take A Shower?
Harvey Weinstein is a powerful movie producer. A star maker. If you’re a young, ambitious female who dreams of a career in Hollywood, Harvey can help you. Just come up to his hotel room and massage his nude body. No big deal. If you want to be an actress, you should get used to this kind […]
Who To Blame When Your Spouse Cheats
Men and women cheat on their spouses for different reasons. Men cheat because they are selfish pigs. Women cheat because they are unfulfilled or bored… …married to selfish pig husbands. It’s all outlined in this worthless article from CNN. I’ll summarize the article: “Men and women are both selfish pigs but women are justified in […]