Hate Accuses Me of Hate
I blurred the name of this meme creator because he has an even smaller platform than me (for now) and I don’t want to help him attract attention. Like many other false prophets, this guy (whom I will call Chris because that’s his name) identifies as a Christian. He knows that calling himself a Christian […]
The World Ain’t My Judge
This is from a guy (whom I will call, ‘Mike’ because that’s his name) who claims to be a not only a Christian, but a ‘Spiritual Director’ as well: “In some ways, I’m glad Christians are being held at arm’s length by the world. It’s good to hear the critiques and to be asked to […]
There Are No Banned Books Here
“Live so that if your life was turned into a book, Florida would ban it.” I ignored that quote the first few dozen times you posted it, hoping you would figure out what’s wrong with it all by yourself. Apparently, I overestimated you. Florida has not banned any books. You can confirm this by ordering […]
Me Who Gets Excluded
There’s a charity organization that I’ve worked with for quite awhile. Over the years, I’ve headlined several of their fundraising events and volunteered to teach some workshops on the subject of comedy. This is not specifically a ‘Christian’ organization but their mission is not in conflict with my values so my conscience isn’t bothered by […]
Sesame Street’s Hellish Theology
Hey, Church. Sesame Street said something that reminded me of you. “On our street, we accept all, we love all, and we respect all.” That sounds like you, doesn’t it? I’ve seen your proclamation of universal love and acceptance on signs and coffee mugs and T-shirts and reusable window stickers. You’ve made it clear that […]
The Imaginary Enemy
I got blocked by Kissing Fish Book awhile back (aka. @RogerWolseySoulCoach whom I will tag here so he can block me with that account as well) because he’s not keen on defending his statements. Many high-powered, big-time spiritual leaders don’t like to converse with insignificant, small-time people (like me) who habitually question the integrity of […]
Pastor, Family Isn’t Just The Babies
Ran across this scolding from a pastor and thought it deserved a little attention. “Her name is Kat Von D…After finding faith she has come out as a new CHRISTIAN. A couple of weeks ago she was baptized in a small Baptist church…” Great! Thanks for letting us know a new soul was added to […]
Can I Wait A Few Minutes?
Apparently, a famous tattoo artist has renounced her occultic practices and converted to Christianity. Various Christian leaders have celebrated Kat Von D’s inclusion in God’s kingdom, which is fine with me. These leaders then lamented the hatred that Kat claims to have received from professing Christians. I agree that hatred should not be tolerated among […]
When Pagans Say True Stuff
If you’ve followed my writing for awhile you may already know that one of my favorite resources for pagan incoherence is this guy (who I can’t tag because I’m blocked). I’ve not found a more prolific creator of nonsensical gibberish. I was shocked (shocked I tell you) when I saw this post. It is inexplicably […]
Aliens Come From Baby Aliens
Do Judases become Peter? Toward the end of the movie, ‘Aliens,’ the heroine (Ripley) escapes the alien nest by threatening to torch the alien queen’s batch of eggs with a flame-thrower. Ripley inches slowly toward the door while the queen eyes her menacingly, afraid to move lest her precious brood be incinerated. Just before Ripley […]