Jesus Prefers Christians
If you’re deeply concerned when non-Christians accuse the church of not looking very much like Jesus, I’ve got excellent news! Your concern is unnecessary! The cause of your anxiety is a lack of faith and you’ll feel immediate relief by simply trusting that Jesus always tells the truth. Christ told you that nobody is good […]
Surrender Apathy For Love
Definitely! If you’re not attached to your beliefs you should absolutely abandon them for a relationship. Hopefully this girl will appreciate the courage it takes to make such a trivial sacrifice. It’s a solid plan to give up your convictions when confronted by someone with stronger convictions. You can’t go wrong adopting the views of […]
The Virtue of Hatred
Someone at church asked me, “Did my mother teach me that Christians aren’t supposed to hate things, or is that in the Bible?” “It’s not in the Bible,” I said. I could tell this person hated that answer. Christians are super squeamish about hate because we haven’t been taught how to use it. We know […]
It’s Okay to Be Right
The government has decided that DEI is not a good thing anymore and taken some steps to remove it from official legislature, policies, and procedures. However, there are a lot of people who still believe the purpose of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion was to promote diversity, equity, and inclusion. These people will be greatly disturbed […]
The Genius Will Lie To You
“How do I remove documents from a project,” I asked. The Super-Genius-Smarter-Than-Humans Artificial Intelligence replied: To remove a document from a project: 1) Open your project…you should see all your documents listed in the left hand sidebar… “There is no list of documents in the left-hand sidebar,” I replied. The Super-Genius Artificial Intelligence replied: “Thanks […]
Doing The Good Kind of Evil
Greetings, Cultural Warriors standing shoulder to shoulder with Shiloh Hendricks! It feels good to dish out justice, doesn’t it? I mean, giving the enemy a taste of their own medicine is really, really, really satisfying. Self-righteousness is a rush! Sure, some will say you’re hypocrites since raising money to reward an act of evil is […]
Stupid at The Speed of Light
When I was a new parent, I was super excited to hear the baby say, “Dada!” I thought it was confirmation that my little girl recognized her father. Then, she started saying ‘Dada’ at random men she saw at church or the grocery store. She said ‘Dada’ to her toys. She said ‘Dada’ to the […]
Not Much In Me To Express
Have you noticed that rich, famous, creative people are often unhinged lunatics? Many of the most successful humans in society are melancholy drug addicts. Despite wealth, popularity, and a huge platform for self expression, these folks are deeply unhappy. How come? Well, as a successful artist myself, I’ll tell you… “John, you pompous jerk! You’re […]
Swearing For Dummies
Is it my imagination or is public profanity everywhere? Never mind…I know it’s not my imagination. Like muck in a ditch after a thunderstorm, profanity flows from politicians, athletes, celebrities, social media influencers, and people selling cookware. “John, you fing jerk! It’s none of your fing business how I talk!” If that’s true, then it’s […]
Loving Jesus Does Not Excuse Bad Arguments
I asked Grok to analyze this comment from a guy who hosts a podcast on evangelism and also wrote a book called, “Proof God Is Real.” So…a person who professes to teach. Here’s the critique from AI: “In summary, the statement’s weaknesses lie in its reliance on emotional rhetoric, personal attacks, and generalizations, which hinder […]