Take a look at these brain scans! They reveal so much, don’t they? Wow! All those squiggly shapes in different colors tell me a lot about brain functions and human behavior.

One of the things that jumped out at me was how different the normal brain looks in each picture. I wondered what criterion experts use to determine what’s ‘normal’ but I’m sure they have a technique that is both sophisticated and accurate.

I developed a similar system for identifying different kinds of donuts. It’s a complex procedure that has taken me years to formulate. I had to study (aka. ‘eat’) thousands of donuts under various circumstances. I collected lots of data and used it to make colorful graphs. (Graphs always validate data.) I think you’ll agree that the results are spectacular.

My donut chart (which I am calling ‘The Yeasteagram’) gives you the ability to harness and transform self-limiting behaviors into life-enhancing personal empowerment. Your choice of pastry allows you to see yourself with astonishing clarity and break free from self-condemnation, fear, and shame. I’m coming alongside you to help re-write your story, allowing you to see that lasting change, meaningful relationships, and a life of deep purpose is possible.

And it’s totally not occultic, weird spiritualism! This is science stuff (remember, I made charts). You can trust Science because a lot of scientists went to college and some of them have written books. Plus, Science made it possible to build machines that can show you multi-colored pictures of human brains!

I know this is a lot to process. Here’s a final thought to keep in mind as you consider everything I’ve told you.

(Proverbs 17:10) Better to meet a bear robbed of her cubs than a fool in his folly.