I don’t think it’s ‘tragic,’ or ‘sad,’ when couples tell me they don’t want to be parents. I’m relieved bordering on joyful when egotistical humans announce they won’t be creating a legacy of self-indulgence.

Any couple that decides not to have children has my full support. People fully committed to hedonism are terrible parents and I applaud their decision not to victimize children with their selfishness.

Those who dedicate their lives to gratifying their flesh should not reproduce. Their offspring will likely be as vapid and self-centered as themselves. Our society doesn’t need any more takers. Child-bearing should be exclusive to givers.

On behalf of all of us who hope our civilization returns to our Christian heritage, Thank you, narcissists! You’ve made the future brighter by limiting your wickedness to a single generation. Your choice makes the world a better place for my descendants.

(Psalm 9:17) The wicked return to the grave, all the nations that forget God.

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