THIS IS AN UPDATE — I’m telling you so you don’t have to read the whole post again. Several people have joined me in support of my coming out. Thank you! Your generosity and encouragement means a lot to me!

Just yesterday, I had a face to face conversation with a fellow minister (who happens to be a comedian) and we talked about ways to bring people together during these crazy times when people are made to feel like villains for coming together. I’m making it a priority to create a space (even if it’s virtual space) where you can be with other people. It is NOT good to be alone. Friendship is important and it requires effort. If you aren’t a member of the Comedy Clique yet…go to my website and get a membership.

And if you read the original coming out announcement, you can stop reading now…


I’m not hiding anymore; I’m starting this year with a confession. It’s probably going to disappoint some people. I may lose some friends. So be it. My secret life is killing me and I’m tired of being double-minded. It is time to reveal the truth to the world.

Comedy is my ministry.

That is one of the hardest things I have ever written. That sentence has taken years to form.

For decades, I’ve denied that comedy is “ministry.”. The word “ministry” made me wince because it conjured up the image of disciples being flogged, tossed into prison and martyred. I personally know hundreds of people who make their living in “ministry.” Most of them haven’t been burned at the stake, but they are decent, honest folks earnestly wanting to serve God.

But…Ministry is for shysters!

I’ve always got a ‘but’ which is why I over-complicate everything including the decision to use the word ‘ministry.’

“Ministry” also makes me think of hucksters flying around in private jets selling books and magical talisman to stupendous swarms of spiritual simpletons. The most notorious “ministers” own several mansions along with a jet plane and still ask me to send a donation or their ministry will collapse. When “the minister” starts asking for money, I get fidgety.

The Real Reason I Avoided Ministry

I finally figured out the problem wasn’t the word ‘ministry.’ The problem was my own gigantic ego.

The jarring, unavoidable, humiliating truth is that I WAS NOT reluctant to use the word “ministry” because I was humble. I chose to think of “ministry” as a derogatory term. I thought I was “better” than the millionaire celebrity pastors and couldn’t stand the thought of associating my comedy with those crooked heretics. So, I rejected my ministry because of arrogance, self-righteousness, and pride. Calling myself “a comedian” was how I distanced myself from my fellow ministers. That’s not humility. It’s just arrogance and hubris.

As I diligently denied my divine designation, I kept coming across scripture like this one:

As you come to him, the living Stone—rejected by men but chosen by God and precious to him— you also, like living stones, are being built into a spiritual house to be a holy priesthood … you are a chosen people, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, a people belonging to God, that you may declare the praises of him who called you out of darkness into his wonderful light.

1 Peter 2:4 –

While I was insisting I wasn’t a minister, the Bible was saying I’m a priest. Which is even worse! I’ve got even more baggage attached to the word “priest” than to “minister.” And that’s exactly the problem. I make decisions based on “my baggage” rather than the truth of God’s word.

You’re A Minister Too

So I’m going to stop disavowing my status. I’m a minister and comedy is my ministry. Now that this ministry is official, I’m going to take up an offering. Hahahahaha! LOL! LOL! LOL!

I’m serious.

That passage of scripture in 1 Peter isn’t just for me. It’s for you too. You’re a minister whether you admit it or not. I suggest we join forces. Let’s do ministry together.

My part of the ministry will be to produce comedy. If God is willing, I’ll continue to crank-out biblical truth that’s funny.

Ministry Ain’t Free

Your part of the ministry is to send money. A few bucks a month will cover the ministerial expenses. I don’t need a jet plane, but I do need to pay for a few things like:

This is my car. I was driving it to a show before Christmas, hit a pothole and broke the tie rod (and some other stuff that keeps the wheel from falling off.) It was towed to a repair shop and cost $2700 to repair. I haven’t bothered looking up what the car is worth because I’m pretty sure it’s less than the repair cost. As I was driving home from the shop, I hit a deer. Actually, the deer hit me but it doesn’t make any difference since the animal was uninsured. At some point, I want to replace this vehicle with something less wrinkly. I’d like to have two working headlights as well.
These are my glasses. I’ve had this pair for many, many years. The lenses are scratched. The frames are bent. Even when I wear them, everything still looks kind of fuzzy. I expect a new pair of glasses will not be free.
This is my ear. I have another one on the opposite side of my head but it doesn’t work any better. I can’t hear very well. I started noticing a few years ago when audience members would talk to me. I would leave the stage and walk to wherever they were sitting. People think I do it to be more personal. Nope! I do it because I can’t understand what anyone says unless they’re screaming at me. I want to get some hearing aids. I expect they’ll cost more than my replacement vehicle.
The prescription medication in the Branyan household costs $2000 per month. I have suggested that we consult a witch doctor to see if voodoo is a cheaper form of healthcare. My wife doesn’t think that’s a good idea.

The water heater in my house is leaking. I need to replace it because if I have to take cold showers, I’ll probably stop showering. Then, even after the pandemic mandates are gone, everyone will keep socially distancing me.

I also need to buy groceries and electricity too.

Here is the monthly goal.

If you’d like to combine our ministries, you can become a member of the Comedy Clique here: https://johnbranyan.com/membership-selection/

You can make a one-time donation using the form below. You can also make a monthly donation of any amount. Monthly donations can be changed or canceled at any time.

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If you like my blog even a little bit, then you should know I do Christian Comedy live shows! It’s all the faith and fun you read here, but on stage, it’s even more hilarious. Hire me for your next corporate bash, church event, or school function, and let’s make it a night of laughs with my unique brand of Christian Comedy!

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Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs in Shakespeare is available as a children’s book. Get the illustrated story based on my viral comedy routine from Amazon.  Makes a great gift for the word-lovers in your life. 

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