It’s mostly about my birthday but there is brief discussions about the weather and good places to get your tongue grabbed.
Here are a couple pictures indicative of the level of respect I get from my family:
My daughter thinks the turtle looks like me…
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You guys seriously crack me up. My family does that weird birthday card thing, too. Extra points if it’s a singing card.
Happy birthday, John! The turtle only looks like you in the face, so, that should make you feel better
It’s the glasses.
Happy Birthday!
Post a photo of the turtle please! 😂 Happy Birthday!
I just noticed the three hairs on the turtle’s head. 😂
Happiest of birthdays
Happy Birthday, John!
👏🏻💐🎂May God greatly bless you, and your loved ones!