Life Is Hardy Har-Hard Paperback

You’re going to regret buying this. I strongly urge to you to consider another self-help book. This one is brutal. Skip to the chapter titled “The End” (it’s at the end) where I have conveniently summarized the whole book. Read it and walk away. That’s the easiest (and cheapest) thing to do.

I will insult you in almost every chapter. Purchasing this book is literally paying me to mistreat you. I am assaulting your sensibilities and turning a profit in the process. I’m enriching myself by ridiculing you. The only way to make the scenario more loathsome is if I wasn’t sorry about it.

I’m not sorry.

You’re going to feel like an idiot plunking down hard cash for page after page of my smug antagonism.

It is crucial that you understand all sales are final. I won’t refund your money. If I were you, I would read this disclaimer carefully. Then, I would read it again (because, if I were you, I would have low reading comprehension).

See? I’m truly insufferable! You’re still reading the disclaimer. The book hasn’t officially started yet!

All books ordered from the website are signed by the author.

Owners of the “OFFICIAL PRE-RELEASE” can get a discount on this book. Just send me a note with your transaction number and I will send you a discount code. If you don’t remember your transaction number, send me a note that says, “I’m sorry, John. I don’t know my transaction number. Will you look it up for me?” and I will exert the necessary time and energy to locate your transaction number and then send you a discount code because that’s how I would like to be treated if the situation was reversed.