[mepr-show if="loggedin"]The official SCQS Koozie is available for as long as our meager supply lasts. Proclaim your status as a Comedy Clique member by shoving your beverage can into this festive sleeve! Your friends will gawk. Your prestige will soar. And your drink will stay nice and cool. This product ONLY AVAILABLE to Comedy Clique members! (Seriously, the plebeians can't even see it in the shop! Hahahaha! Those hapless souls don't know it exists.) This is my way of saying, "Thanks for your support." DIAMOND LEVEL MEMBERS - Get your SCQS Kooz for FREE. GOLD LEVEL MEMBERS - Your SCQS Kooz is FREE too...you just pay shipping. LEVEL 1 MEMBERS - Get your SCQS Kooz for 100 pennies less than the actual price. [mepr-active memberships="31410,31409"] If you'd like to increase your support (and there is no rational reason not to) - upgrade your account here.[/mepr-active] [mepr-active memberships="31445,32558"]DIAMOND LEVEL MEMBER: Your Koozie is absolutely free. You're not even going to pay for shipping. Just throw the koozie in the cart and use the discount code: "DIAMONDBABY" during checkout.[/mepr-active] [mepr-active membership="31410"]GOLD LEVEL MEMBER: Get your koozie for $4 bucks (you pay shipping.) Just throw the koozie in the cart and use the discount code: "GOLDKOOZIE" during checkout.[/mepr-active] [mepr-active membership="31409"]LEVEL 1 MEMBER: Get 100 pennies off the cost of your koozie! Just throw the koozie in the cart and use the discount code: "MYKOOZIE" during checkout.[/mepr-active] FEATURES

Collapsible design allows the koozie to flatten out so you can use it as a coaster or a teensy-weensy doormat.
Available in the following colors: green, green, green, or green.
No batteries to wear out.
100% silent operation. Use it at the library, in church, or during stakeouts.
Works with any cylinder that is "can sized."
Lightweight material can easily be lifted with one hand or two feet (though lifting with feet is more challenging.)

Koozies are shipping right now! We expect these unique items will create a frenzy that could span the globe. Don't wait! Get yours now!

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SCQS Koozie

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