For those who are still salty about audio books not being books:

Using a hammer is a different process than using a saw. I know this comment is judgmental. I don’t want anyone to be upset so I will respond to a few of your criticisms. I’ll add a lot of smiling emojis in order to be winsome. 🙂

“John, there is nothing wrong with using a hammer!”

You are right. Hammering is not evil. Thank you for reminding me. 🙂🙂

“John, both hammering and sawing are useful in construction! You can use both when building stuff!”

You are right. Even though they are two totally different things, hammering and sawing are used together for a good purpose! You said a true thing! 🙂🙂🙂

“John, you’re wrong and educational experts disagree with you!”

I’m genuinely interested in learning. Please tell me what I’ve gotten wrong and I will work toward being correct. Thank you for helping me grow! 🙂

“John, this is all just semantics!”

You are right! Every statement we make is just semantics! My goal is to use semantics to express truth, like you just did! Thanks so much! 🙂

“John, mans use of tools can be traced back many years.”

You are right! People have been using tools for a long time! Your comment is correct and also what we call, “off topic.” That happens sometimes when you’re eager to participate in a conversation and you don’t take the time to understand what the conversation is about. 🙂

“John, hammers are not morally superior to saws!”

You are right! This is also what we call, “off topic.” It is a true statement that is not related to my original point. I hope you’re not angry with me because you think I made a value judgment about hammers! 🙂🙂🙂

“John, my whole life I am better at hammering than sawing!”

Wonderful! If you are better at one than the other, it means that they can’t be the same process! We agree! 🙂🙂

“John, this is a debate that William Shakespeare would have defined as all sound and fury, signifying nothing.”

Shakespeare! I’m very impressed! You must be a good reader! 🙂 If you truly thought this debate signifies nothing you would not have participated. 🙂🙂 Thank you for contributing to this important conversation! 🙂

“John, hammering and sawing are the same thing at the end of the day.”

I’m sorry, but that’s not true. You are the reason I wrote this article. 🙂 It encourages me to know that I’m needed. 🙂🙂🙂

(Zechariah 8:16) These are the things you are to do: Speak the truth to each other, and render true and sound judgment in your courts;