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Definitely!

If you’re not attached to your beliefs you should absolutely abandon them for a relationship. Hopefully this girl will appreciate the courage it takes to make such a trivial sacrifice.

It’s a solid plan to give up your convictions when confronted by someone with stronger convictions. You can’t go wrong adopting the views of anyone who is more passionate than yourself. The person with the strongest feelings is always right.

This integrates perfectly with Christian theology. We’re told throughout scripture to trust everyone who is earnest. Believe anyone who is really, really, really sincere; especially when you don’t have strong opinions yourself. Don’t test the spirits to see if they are from God. Just believe whatever an attractive girl believes. Trust your heart!

Husbands are to lead the household unless the wives feel strongly against it. That will work beautifully in your marriage. Your leadership style of ‘do whatever she feels is correct’ is the perfect complement to her steadfast commitment to emotions.

So…to recap…you ought to absolutely change denominations. Change whatever you need to change for the sake of love. Your marriage will fail but that would only be problematic for someone with strong convictions. A string of horrendous relationships won’t cause someone like you to lose sleep.

(1 Corinthians 16:13) Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong.

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