Serious question, ladies. (I’m using “ladies” to mean actual, biological females born with two “X” chromosomes and the possibility of female genitalia and reproductive organs. To qualify, you cannot have a “Y” chromosome in your DNA or at any point in your life had testicles attached to your person…) How long are you going to let this continue?

In this Monday, April 9, 2018, file photo, New Zealand’s Laurel Hubbard participates in the women’s +90kg weightlifting final the 2018 Commonwealth Games on the Gold Coast, Australia. Hubbard, trans female, was warmly welcomed by many spectators during the games,

The biological men are mopping the floor with y’all. It’s kind of embarrassing. I’ve been told (with expletives) that women can do anything men can do. But the evidence, so far, seems to point in the direction of, “nope”. The best women athletes are men who think they’re women.

So again, ladies, how long do you let this continue? When will the sisterhood rise up and compete with the brotherhood?

You can’t do this:

That’s a foul. This is a girl who thinks she’s a boy competing against girls who think they’re girls. If you think you’re a dude, get out there and wrestle the other dudes.

That’s what it’s going to take, y’know. You ladies, who think you’re men, need to join the men, who think they’re men, on the field of competition. And you can’t get carted off the field with an injury in the first 2 minutes. You need to dominate. You need to consistently be the MVP. You need to repeatedly take home gold medals. That’s what the men are doing in your sporting events.

Men are crushing it in women’s sports! Some folks have suggested that men have an advantage because they’re bigger, stronger, tougher, and naturally filled with testosterone but you know those things don’t matter, right? What matters is how you feel. Mind over matter. If you feel like a man, you ARE a man. You don’t need to be built like a man to perform like a man.

But you don’t need to be built like a woman to perform like a woman either…

What will it mean for women? If sports are any indication, it means men will be better mothers.


For the record, I don’t believe men are better women than women. I don’t believe men can even BE women. That’s insane. Transgender thought is insanity. It is a godless philosophy that destroys anyone who embraces it – man or woman. Your gender is determined by your biology. Your biology is assigned by God. Men are biologically stronger than women. That’s the way God wants it. Throw a tantrum about it if you want, but you look silly.

Hat Tip to DPMonahan for inspiration.

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