I understand your position.
Donald Trump is evil in the flesh.
He is every comic book villain rolled under a dreadful haircut.
Donald Trump sold Eve an apple in the garden.
Donald Trump tempted Jesus in the desert.
I get it.
In your mind, Donald Trump is the most despicable character in your mind.
With that fact established, here are 3 things you must immediately stop blaming on Trump.
Racism is rooted in stupidity.
Stupidity pre-dates Donald Trump.
Flip through the pages of a history book and you’ll discover that America had laws that mistreated black people.
You’ll discover that America got rid of the laws that mistreated black people.
Because Americans are not stupid.
Well, not all of them…
…the stupid ones…
…maintain a hatred for black people right up to present day!
You should mock them for their racism.
And quit blaming it on Donald Trump.
Insane Foreign Leaders
Decades before Donald Trump was sworn in, North Korea hated us.
Russia hated us.
Countless lunatics in the Middle East hated us.
I could go on but you get the idea.
They hated us for a bunch of insane reasons.
But NONE of those reasons were ‘Donald Trump’.
So stop saying things like:
‘Donald Trump is going to get us into a war!’
…as if that’s the goal of his presidency.
Imagine North Korean soldiers parachuting into your town and shooting all the police.
Wouldn’t you expect the president to do SOMETHING?
Your Personal Hatred
Hate is a choice.
Trump does not manufacture that ugly, irrational outrage.
Stop blaming your bitter Facebook posts on Trump.
No president can make you hate.
No legislature will end your hatefulness.
Calling it ‘activism’ or ‘tolerance’ or ‘justice’ is kidding yourself.
You were hateful before Trump took office.
And when he is replaced by someone else…
…even if you support the next occupant of the Oval office…
…you’ll still be a hateful wretch.
It will just be easier to pretend otherwise.
DISCLAIMER for MORONS: Pro-Trump morons will read this as an endorsement of Donald Trump’s leadership. Personally, I think Trump needs to spend less time tweeting and more time President-ing. Anti-Trump morons will read this as a bit of brainwashed Trump supporter propaganda. I have nothing to say to these people because they’re too far gone for me to reach.