To follow-up on my earlier post entitled “Diversity is for Dimwits”.

Some people objected to my use of the word ‘dimwit’.

But you shouldn’t be offended by the word unless it describes you.

So I’ve compiled a few questions to help you decide whether or not to be offended.

1. Do you believe that some ideas are true and some are false? (Yes or No)

Get 1 point for a ‘Yes’ answer and go on to question 2.

Get 100 points for a ‘No’ answer. You’re a dimwit. There’s no reason to answer any more questions.

2. Do you believe that true ideas are better than false ideas? (Yes or No)

Get 1 point for a ‘Yes’ answer and go on to question 3.

Get 100 points for a ‘No’ answer.  A dimwit doesn’t value truth over falsehood.  Stop answering these questions.

3. As much as is possible, do think that your beliefs are true? (Yes or No)

Get 1 point for a ‘Yes’ answer and, you guessed it, go on to question 4.

Get 100 points for a ‘No’ answer. You think your own beliefs are untrue. Trust me when I tell you, you’re a dimwit. And you really should stop answering these questions.

4. Do you think truth is made better when combined with untruth? (Yes or No)

Get 100 point for a ‘Yes’ answer. We changed it up this time!  I can’t believe you’re still answering questions.

Get 1 points for a ‘No’ answer. You’re almost done. Go on to question 5.

5. Do you think society is made stronger by embracing both truth and untruth? (Yes or No)

Get 100 points for a ‘Yes’ answer. Jump down to ‘SCORE SUMMARY’ section and prepare to be offended.

Get 1 point for ‘No’ answer. Jump down to ‘SCORE SUMMARY’ to get your results.

 – SCORE SUMMARY –

Less than 5 points: You made a mistake in addition.

5 Points – You are not a proponent of diversity. You are NOT a dimwit.

More than 5 points: Diversity seems reasonable to you because you have no hard convictions. Truth is relative (or non-existent) so one idea is just as good as another. You value input from any source including those proven to be completely unreliable. So…yeah…you’re a dimwit.

More than 300 points: I hope you’re drunk. If you scored that many points sober, you need to be under psychiatric evaluation. Seriously.

If you scored 5 points you can stop reading now.  The remainder of this article will insult your intelligence…

Dimwits: Keep reading.

Did you notice…

…there were no questions about any specific beliefs?

No political questions.

No religious questions.

No questions about criminology or law.

I didn’t ‘shove my religion down your throat’.

I didn’t ‘push my right-wing-anti-science-lunacy’ on you.

You were asked about YOUR world view.

As it turns out…

…you don’t have one.

So to keep insisting that I respect and embrace your world view…

…makes you a dimwit.