Lawrence Krauss wrote a book a while back that made the God-hating heathen indescribably happy.

The title of the book was, “A Universe From Nothing”.

The title is all that matters since God-hating heathen don’t read whole books.

Just behind the title are a bunch of pages full of words that suggest the Universe created itself from nothing.

(Some pages also define “nothing” as “some stuff” but I’m only concerned with the title.)

If you don’t open the book, you have solid, scientific confirmation that God isn’t necessary for the Universe to exist!

Great news!

Let’s celebrate with themed cupcakes!

Here’s the recipe:

 

CUPCAKES FROM NOTHING

Ingredients: None

Directions: Place nothing in a bowl containing flour, eggs, sugar, butter, and walnuts (optional).

Destabilize nothing with a hand-mixer for several minutes.

Pour nothing into paper cups.

Place cups of nothing into an oven pre-heated to 350 degrees.

When tops of nothing start to turn brown, remove cupcakes from the oven.

Allow cupcakes to cool for several minutes as nothing will be very hot!

Additionally:

Putting nothing in another bowl containing powdered sugar, shortening, and butter will give you a delicious frosting.

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  1. It’s fun seeing people like Kraus write such incoherent books. It makes Christians look like geniuses.

    And quoting titles is right up there with the “most scholars agree…” argument by anti-Christians who don’t read those books either but love to parrot what they hear on the Internet.

    1. I patiently tried to walk a certain Spartan through Aquinas argument for a prime mover. Naturally, I was accused of lying, trickery and word games. The usual gang of clods rallied to assure the Spartan that he was pummeling me with bulletproof logic.

      Doesn’t the Bible say something about fools despising wisdom?

      1. Yeah, he’s a piece of work. If they can’t accuse you of being irrational and illogical, which they are, then the lying, false equivalencies, and being too complicated comes out. This is the problem when you make them think. The only thing that they can respond with is vacuous accusations. Of course, they won’t like you using words like “vacuous” either. They have to look them up.

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