Yes. Again. So soon.

KIA, whom you met here, had a conversation with my daughter.

Mandy questioned him about the process he uses for ‘purging’ items from his blog.

(Short answer: It’s completely arbitrary.)

(KIA’s answer: Blabitty-poetry-Blah-Blabby-reset-Blabber-MyChoice.)

Whatever.

The conversation was captured here.

(Screenshot because we expect the page to be ‘purged’ because he needs a fresh space for his poetry and NOT because he’s filled with remorse because he wrote something stupid that he regrets and deleting the post removes all the comments many of which draw attention to the persistent uselessness of the blog contents…)

If you think it’s kind of creepy to ask sexually loaded questions of women online…

…you’re going to think this is kind of creepy.

 

When I read this stuff, I’m shocked that KIA is no longer in the ‘ministry’.

I bet he was a swell Youth Pastor…

Judging from the way he talked to my little girl, he probably got punched at Bible study more than once.

(I left Carmen’s comment because I have a keen eye for irony. She’s a feminist!!)

“Why do you give this creep any attention, John?!”

Because he proves a point.

Jesus said:

 I am the vine, you are the branches. Those who abide in me and I in them bear much fruit, because apart from me you can do nothing.”

Severed branches are full of arrogant, self-indulgent talk about ‘science’, ‘reason’, ‘intelligence’ and ‘rationality’.

They have ‘serious questions’ about the existence of God.

They doubt the veracity of all religious claims.

I call, B.S.

There’s no science.

There’s no reason.

There isn’t even any basic decency.

There is only rage.

Gnashing teeth.

Futile fists flailing at the heavens.

Christians, if you don’t speak the truth…

…the godless will shout nonsense.

Apart from Christ, there is nothing.

But don’t take my word for it.

Read KIA’s words.

…before he deletes them.

*** UPDATE ***

KIA deleted this exchange.

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  2. “There’s no reason.

    There isn’t even any basic decency.

    There is only rage.

    Gnashing teeth.

    Futile fists flailing at the heavens.”

    That. Right there. Is the perfect summation of KIA.

    1. It’s not the first time I’ve had a pagan suddenly start asking for off-topic personal information. It usually happens when I make them uncomfortable with the truth, and they want to do the same. The difference is, I provide reasons for accusing them of certain things–and they just have blind shots in the dark. lol.

      (Here’s Ark, asking me what sins I committed: https://culturesatwar.wordpress.com/2014/04/06/the-noah-game/#comment-290

      (And asking whether I was “naughty”: https://culturesatwar.wordpress.com/2014/04/06/the-noah-game/#comment-294)

      (And asking again: https://culturesatwar.wordpress.com/2014/04/06/the-noah-game/#comment-302)

      And THIS is why we never delete anything. 🙂

  3. She didn’t question me. Well, she did and I answered. But apparantly she wanted to believe my motives were more nefarious than I told her they were, even after repeated attempts to clarify for her. Then she accused me of what she wanted to believe my motives were.
    Nice ‘little girl’ you raised there john.
    I was trying to show her how it felt to be accused falsely with no evidence at all. I didn’t actually accuse her, I questioned, she never answered. Didn’t expect her to, she didn’t have to. The point was to help her understand it’s not nice, polite, kind or ‘christian’ in the least to accuse someone falsely with no evidence and someone’s explanation that what you are accusing them of is simply not true.
    I give you the benefit of doubt as a father, her father, that you didn’t raise her that way. But Alas, she seems to be that way. Enjoy the day and lesson learned

      1. So you did raise her to be a troll and a bully… interesting. Not great parenting, given the results. But then again, you seem to be stuck in junior high yourself. Especially having watched some of your videos

    1. There’s something special about you, Pastor Mike.
      Every time you say “have a nice day” or “enjoy the day,” it turns out to be a pretty good one. 🙂

      By the way, my husband was about three feet away when you decided to go full-throttle Creepy. His only comment was, “They let this guy be a pastor?”

      LOL!!!!

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