I understand.

You’re fed up with thoughts and prayers.

It’s time to take action!

It’s time to prioritize people lives!

Thoughts and prayers aren’t helping us.

So you’re turning to the true source of unlimited wisdom and power…

…the government.

Prayers sent to Washington never go unanswered.

Have faith!

Join hands!

Repeat after me.

Our Congress which art in D.C.

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kindgom come, thy laws be done.

We joyfully give thee our freedoms.

Give us this day our daily bread.

Take it from those who have excess.

We ask not for mercy as we’ve committed no sins.

But may thou deal harshly with those who oppose us.

Turn our intentions to solutions.

Deliver us from evil.

Bestow upon us all power and glory forever.

Amen. (Optional)

Now, congratulate yourself for affecting REAL change.

You’re a good person.

Be sure to post on social media so your friends can appreciate your awesomeness.