When you have a rash and you put ointment on it.

It clears up.

And then it comes back suddenly!

Just like Al Gore’s movies.

You can read about his latest flick here.

It’s brimming with powerful quotes like:

Large carbon polluters have spent up to $2bn spreading false doubt.

And

Brexit, Trump, climate change, oil producers, dark money, Russian influence, it’s all connected.

And

Big money has so much influence now. Our democracy has been hacked.

The most shocking and terrifying truth revealed by this article is:

Somebody let Al Gore make another movie!

Reading the article you’ll discover

…nothing resembling verifiable data.

No specific references to 2 billion bucks worth of ‘false doubt’.

No actual connections between Brexit, Trump, climate change, dark money or Russia.

No mention that a net worth of $300 million makes Al Gore guilty of being ‘big money’.

Truth to power…(snort).

There are some pictures of floods and such though.

No polar bears this time around.

Probably because they haven’t died off yet.

They’re supposed to be extinct by now but the dang things keep surviving.

Adapting.

Thriving.

But something has gone extinct since Gore’s first movie.

Public ignorance on the subject of climate change.

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3 Responses

  1. John,

    Climate change is real! It gets hotter in the summer and cooler in the winter.

    Science!

    Oh… man-made climate change… umm… I have an air conditioner and a heater in my home and car. So I guess I do cause some climate change.

    At least in a very small spot.

    But my mom used to scold us as kids when we left the door open too long in the winter, saying “What are you trying to do, heat the whole neighborhood?”

    Little did I know that my mom was predicting global man (or boy in that case) caused climate change.

    Dave

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