There are lots of good reasons to skip college. You could use the money saved on tuition to build a castle with a moat and drawbridge. Haven’t you always wanted to live in a castle? Of course you have. That’s one reason.

Another reason to skip college is to protect your brain from the harmful affects of godless indoctrination. Indoctrinated brains aren’t capable of thought and that’s a tremendous handicap if, later in life, you want to succeed at something.

If you’re a Christian, you should consider skipping college to avoid being killed by a college professor. Statistics show that the highest concentration of college professors is found near colleges. College professors express a proclivity for murdering Christians.

One professor at an Iowa community shared a lovely poem suggesting how Christians should be treated. It featured the line, “Kill them all and bury them deep in the ground.” At least he’s not wanting to bury them alive.

“It’s not pretty, and I’m not proud, but seeing what evangelical Christians are doing to this county and its people fills me with rage, and a desire to exact revenge.”

Jeff Klinzman – College professor

You might say, “John, this is just one guy who is clearly insane! Most college professors aren’t psychotic!”

And I might say, “How do you know?”

Most college professors are smarter than this guy. They don’t express their convictions publicly. There’s no personal benefit in doing that. The smart ones make you pay tuition before they’ll tell you to murder Christians.

Klinzman lost his job at the college. That probably doesn’t surprise you. “Of course,” you might say. “The college cannot tolerate such extreme bigotry and hate!” But you’re not thinking like a college administrator. The college issued this statement after relieving Klinzman of his professorship:

“Our decision to remove Mr. Klinzman from the classroom has nothing to do with the substance of his views or his right to express them. Rather, our decision is based solely on our commitment to fostering a safe learning environment for our students, faculty and staff.”

Lori Sundberg – College President

This statement, all by itself, is another excellent reason to skip college. If you think it is a sufficient response, I bet you learned thinking skills at a university. In order to “foster a safe learning environment” the college removed a guy after he expressed his views. If this decision “has nothing to do with the substance of his views” then why was he removed only after those views were expressed? If removing him had nothing to do with his views, then what caused the safety concerns?

Sunderberg: “We’re removing you from the classroom.”

Klinzman: (holding a flamethrower) “Huh? Why?”

Sunderberg: “It has nothing to do with your views.”

Klinzman: (torching the sofa) “I hate what Christians are doing to this nation!”

You might say, “John, the college had to make that statement to avoid legal ramifications of dismissing a professor for exercising his right to free speech.”

And I might say, “Of course! But that makes things worse.”

It is a cowardly charade to pretend this guy was dismissed for any reason other than his radical idealism. By not specifically denouncing Klinzman, the university tacitly supports him. Removing him without stating the reason is how the college avoids blowback from the rest of academia which thinks exactly like Klinzman but knows better than to admit it. Any college that lacks the courage to say, “We’re firing this guy because he’s a nut-job who makes us nervous”, shouldn’t be teaching anybody anything. They deserve to be sued into oblivion for hiring a hate monger in the first place.

I don’t want to discourage higher education. If you like the idea of paying thousands of dollars to subject your kids to intellectual abuse, by all means, send them to college. If they’re not Christians, they’ll probably survive. And they’ll qualify to be college professors.