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Coward Stern.

I’m not bothered by gay people or transsexual people either. They don’t impact my life. And I too love when people are in love. But I love people enough to tell them that reality does not conform to their wishes and whims.

There are rules that I cannot break. I cannot breathe water, for example. I’m not bothered by water-breathing people. They don’t impact my life. I love when people swim. You wanna breathe water? I’m sorry, but my code of ethics requires that I try and persuade you to not do that. Sucking water into your lungs is called, ‘drowning’ and it can be lethal.

“John, you jerk!!! Drowning is self harm!!! Nobody is harmed by self-identifying as a different gender!!!!”

Why do you suddenly care about other people being harmed? Your argument is that those people don’t hurt YOUR life. You aren’t impacted by THEM. If they ‘wanna be a woman’ it’s fine as long as they don’t bother YOU. While your position is astoundingly selfish I acknowledge that you have the right to think that way.

I’m inclined to warn you about your bad ideas even when those ideas won’t kill you immediately. I believe you should be made aware of falsehood that will impact you later on. Even though I’m personally ‘not bothered’ by your future suffering, I believe it is morally correct to tell you when you’re believing untrue things.

You can’t breathe water.

You can’t decide your gender.

Now, if you wanna be a woman, be a woman. And if you wanna inhale a pail of water, go right ahead. I’m on your team.

(Romans 2:5) But because of your hard and impenitent heart you are storing up wrath for yourself on the day of wrath when God’s righteous judgment will be revealed. He will render to each one according to his works: to those who by patience in well-doing seek for glory and honor and immortality, he will give eternal life; but for those who are self-seeking and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, there will be wrath and fury

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  1. “But I love people enough to tell them that reality does not conform to their wishes and whims.”

    Your theistic reality is so different from the basic non-theistic scientific reality of the humans.

    “I believe it is morally correct to tell you when you’re believing untrue things.”

    That is also morally correct to inform theists that gods are untrue things.

    “You can’t decide your gender.”

    Correct for once, The trait is clearly biological and few aspects of human biology are as complex as sexual behavior with genetics definitely playing a part in it.

    “on the day of wrath when God’s righteous judgment will be revealed.”

    You have evidence of this of course do you John?

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