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Just a quick reminder that when sinister people tell you their sinister plans, you should believe them.

For instance, when LGBTQ people congregate in public and chant, “We’re coming for your children!” it is wise to assume they are coming for your children. This isn’t even a little bit surprising. Anyone with more common sense than a soup ladle has already deduced that they’re after your kids.

They don’t do Drag Queen Carwashes or Drag Queen Tractor Pulls or Drag Queen Gun Shows. You don’t see the Drag Queens reading stories in nursing homes. Groups of Drag Queens aren’t picking up litter along the road. Drag Queens don’t perform at the VFW. There aren’t any Drag Queens mowing widow’s lawns or delivering groceries to senior citizens. The Pride people aren’t interested in any activity that doesn’t involve youngsters.

It’s nice that the agenda is out of the closet for the simpletons among us. Even the people who were dense enough to believe there is such a thing as a ‘Family Friendly Drag Show’ can understand the confession, “We’re coming for your children!”

When someone tells you they’re after your children; believe them.

(Matthew 12:34) You brood of vipers, how can you who are evil say anything good? For out of the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks. The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in him, and the evil man brings evil things out of the evil stored up in him.

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  1. Keep on keeping on with the clarity John. I appreciate you! (I’m praying for wisdom and community!)

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