You ever wondered what it would be like to have a billion dollars?

Well, Jeff Bezos has many billions of dollars and he’s telling you what it’s like!

Here’s his statement:

“We want to make people aware of a development in our lives. As our family and close friends know, after a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends,” Bezos declared. “We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other. If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again.”

Jeff Bezos – Billionaire Nitwit

According to Bezos, billions of dollars won’t keep you from discontentment and unhappiness.

This is helpful information from the richest man in the world.

If you’ve ever thought, “Gee! If I had Jeff Bezos’ money, I’d be happy for the rest of my life!”…

…you were wrong.

Jeff Bezos actually HAS Jeff Bezos’ money.

And Jeff Bezos, with all Jeff Bezos’ money, still wrote this:

“We’ve had such a great life together as a married couple, and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures,” he continued. “Though the labels might be different, we remain a family, and we remain cherished friends.”

Jeff Bezos – Billionaire / Befuddled Human

The poor guy seems to believe that “though the labels might be different”, the family will remain.

“Darling, you’re a dear friend. I love you and the kids more than words can express. Let’s get divorced.”

We can learn a lot from Jeff Bezos.

Selfish people never have enough.

Selfish people are black holes.

They suck in money, prestige, power…

…and people.

Then they get divorced.

That’s why you never see two black holes out on the town together.

Black holes exist in an ever expanding empty space.

They gain the whole world and don’t even know it.

The Black Hole insists it still has a “family” and it still has “cherished friends”.

Black Holes (and selfish people) are deluded fools.

Have you ever experienced a moment of peace and happiness?

How much would you pay for long-term contentment?

You can’t buy happiness with 100 billion dollars.

Not even on Amazon.

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2 Responses

  1. The only thing that can seal an infinite void is an infinite hand.

    Also…”Jeff Bezos has Jeff Bezos’ money”

  2. Instead of bizarro world (everything opposite), this is Bezos world (everything backward.) Or they’re just crazy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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