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Message from A Neutral Pastor
Good morning everyone. Welcome to “Typical Evangelical Church,” we’re both glad and somewhat surprised that you visited us today! As a pastor, I am saddened
Education IS Indoctrination
I have advice for you intrepid workers of wickedness: “Never ask a question that you don’t want answered.” But since arrogance, pride, and sin make
Who Told You Church Is No Place for Politics?
“John, you jerk! Politics don’t belong in church!!! Haven’t you ever heard of the separation of church and state??!!! We’re supposed to preach the Gospel,
The Goal Is Not Unity
One of the things keeping the church from having a positive affect on culture is Christians running around trying to unite everybody. Because they’re always
What To Do With Kyle
It doesn’t matter if you’ve ever heard of a band called “Tenacious ‘D’.” They have LOTS of fans already and that’s why it made headlines
Buy A Ticket, Save a Porn Star
Apparently, ticket sales are sluggish for the Tarts & Vicars show. Father Nathan Monk commented, “Of all the possible reasons for why these shows aren’t
Serpents Speak No Truth
There’s a word that describes the chatter about who is to blame for the violence taking place in our civilization: “Insane” The chatter coming from
Utopia of No Religion
Secularists talk endlessly about how much better off mankind would be if we would ditch religion. Psychologists write articles to say stuff like: “On nearly
Godless Thoughts and Prayers
Have you noticed that non-religious people become religious zealots whenever somebody dies? All the mockery of ‘thoughts and prayers’ goes right out the window. They’re
Judge Not Includes Billionaires
If you have any interest in finding out whether or not you’re guilty of the sin of covetousness, ask yourself, “How much do I hate
I Figured Out Project 2025
I said that the people concerned about the 2025 Project would not be able to explain why they’re concerned and about a zillion robots, trolls,
Never Weaponize A Weapon
Imagine handing a sword to a soldier and saying, “This sword should never, ever, ever, ever, EVER be used as a weapon.” That’s what progressive
Just Stop Being Depressed
This was a thing that an atheist said: This is similar advice to what you hear from someone with a plastic bag tied over his
Christians Learned This From Pagans
I’m frequently told that doing good things while expecting some kind of reward is actually a bad thing. The proper motivation (I’m told) for moral
The 10 Commandments Don’t Save Anyone
Louisiana has passed a law requiring all public school classrooms to display the 10 commandments! Brothers and sisters, please, I’m begging you, stop cheering! There
Before You Drive A Stake Into Someone’s Skull
Yay! Rah! Girl-Power!! Am I right, Christian ladies? The people who hate God are telling you that the women in the Bible were strong, feisty,
Science Does Not Refute Magic
Long ago, on an obscure island in an obscure part of one of the Seven Seas there was an obscure village where there lived a
Secular Alternative to Secular Education
Once upon a time there was a dairy farmer who provided milk to everyone in his village, free of charge. It didn’t matter a person’s