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How Does God Tell You When You’re Wrong?
Whenever someone tells me they heard a message from The Lord, I can’t help wondering how they know God was speaking. I’m never confident enough

Yes. Love Your Family First.
“There is a Christian concept that you love your family and then you love your neighbor, and then you love your community, and then you

You’ll Never Get A Love Seat With That Attitude
Nuts and bolts are equals and should be collaborative partners, not members of a hierarchy. If you’ve ever assembled a love seat, you know that

We Have A Lot Of Role Models
It’s been suggested that we need more good, masculine role models to steer young men away from the influence of Andrew Tate. The data suggests

Grateful or Gimme
Maybe you’ve noticed that some people are happy the sun came up today while others are busily looking for “a brighter tomorrow.” This is the

Message from A Neutral Pastor
Good morning everyone. Welcome to “Typical Evangelical Church,” we’re both glad and somewhat surprised that you visited us today! As a pastor, I am saddened

Education IS Indoctrination
I have advice for you intrepid workers of wickedness: “Never ask a question that you don’t want answered.” But since arrogance, pride, and sin make

Who Told You Church Is No Place for Politics?
“John, you jerk! Politics don’t belong in church!!! Haven’t you ever heard of the separation of church and state??!!! We’re supposed to preach the Gospel,

The Goal Is Not Unity
One of the things keeping the church from having a positive affect on culture is Christians running around trying to unite everybody. Because they’re always

What To Do With Kyle
It doesn’t matter if you’ve ever heard of a band called “Tenacious ‘D’.” They have LOTS of fans already and that’s why it made headlines

Buy A Ticket, Save a Porn Star
Apparently, ticket sales are sluggish for the Tarts & Vicars show. Father Nathan Monk commented, “Of all the possible reasons for why these shows aren’t

Serpents Speak No Truth
There’s a word that describes the chatter about who is to blame for the violence taking place in our civilization: “Insane” The chatter coming from

Utopia of No Religion
Secularists talk endlessly about how much better off mankind would be if we would ditch religion. Psychologists write articles to say stuff like: “On nearly

Godless Thoughts and Prayers
Have you noticed that non-religious people become religious zealots whenever somebody dies? All the mockery of ‘thoughts and prayers’ goes right out the window. They’re

Judge Not Includes Billionaires
If you have any interest in finding out whether or not you’re guilty of the sin of covetousness, ask yourself, “How much do I hate

I Figured Out Project 2025
I said that the people concerned about the 2025 Project would not be able to explain why they’re concerned and about a zillion robots, trolls,
Never Weaponize A Weapon
Imagine handing a sword to a soldier and saying, “This sword should never, ever, ever, ever, EVER be used as a weapon.” That’s what progressive

Just Stop Being Depressed
This was a thing that an atheist said: This is similar advice to what you hear from someone with a plastic bag tied over his