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Condescension Is Compassion
In my continued effort to reduce needless suffering I’ll condescend to suggest that you cease being offended by my condescension. Your agitation is unwarranted. Gratitude

Creepy Neighbor
I heard a knocking sound coming from outside my house and when I opened the front door, I found a guy nailing a sign on

We Don’t Need Hell’s Embassy In Our Camp
Whenever I quote an atheist to demonstrate his folly, the atheist will show up and take credit for his foolishness. Despite my efforts to give

The Most Rational Fool
The reason people say things like this about me: “The point is that [you] comes across as having a snobbish attitude and being a d***,”

Get Rich and Famous by Shunning Fame and Fortune
If you’re a Christian who hasn’t yet found something today that offends you, here’s a cartoon that will provide an excuse for your ‘righteous indignation.’

Not About Pole Dancing
Mark Driscoll was kicked off the stage for criticizing the pole dancing performance of a shirtless male during James River Church’s Stronger Men’s Conference. Apparently, the conference

Sorry To Inform You That God’s Not Going Away
“It only takes one generation refusing to serve God for the next generation to know nothing about Him.” Church people say this as a dire

What New Use For Words?
According to an article in the New York Post, the Mattel game company is apparently releasing a new version of ‘Scrabble’ in Europe. Unfortunately, they

No Christianity Without Christ
In keeping with the standard atheist belief that morality can exist without any religious foundation, Richard Dawkins has proclaimed himself to be a ‘Cultural Christian.’

Critical of the Critics
One of the attributes of tyrants and dictators is a low tolerance for criticism. The most effective tyrants are able to convince you that they

Share The Gospel
Lately, I’ve been critical of some ‘Charismatic’ preachers for various reasons which has (as usual) made some church people squeamish. Church people want everybody to

God Decides Who’s A Virgin
It’s not difficult to say, “I’m not perfect.” Vague admission of unspecified flaws makes me seem humble. It’s much harder to say, “I assumed you

Most Christians agree that the crucifixion of Jesus has the power to transform sinners into saints. Many Christians also define the term ‘sinner’ as ‘one

The Desperation of Champions
An entire month of pretending that the most celebrated, included, accepted people in our culture are victims of oppression. The people who redefined the concepts

Jesus Don’t Need Your Pity
I grew up hearing evangelists beg sinners to ‘come back home’ to Jesus as if every person on planet Earth is a prodigal who wandered

Let Others Tell You You’re A Good Thinker
Human beings need religion. People who proclaim themselves to be ‘non-religious,’ still possess sacred beliefs and values. Every person believes in right and wrong. It’s

Good Parents Tether Children
There’s a cartoon picturing a couple with halos over their heads holding a leash connected to a halo around their child’s neck. It is a

Making Disciples Is Different From Making Friends
Making disciples is different from making friends. I know you disagree. You’re convinced that a relationship with Jesus requires friendship with a Christian. Lost people