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Don’t Accept Everything From Kids You Love
Instructions: Love and teach your child what things are unacceptable. I mean, without even furrowing my brow I can think of 10 things that I

Sure To Be Misunderstood
It’s possible that this is the dumbest thing anyone has ever done in the effort to ‘protect women’s sports’ (I don’t know everything that’s being

Every Criminal Wants A Better Life
I heard a guy talking about the border problem say, “These are just regular folks who come to our country looking for a better life!”

When You Expect Respect
Comedians are preachers. Their sermons are full of jokes so most people don’t realize a stand-up routine is a religious experience. Comedy is a form

Every Pagan Should Aspire To This
I don’t think it’s ‘tragic,’ or ‘sad,’ when couples tell me they don’t want to be parents. I’m relieved bordering on joyful when egotistical humans

Why Should I Care That You’re Wrong?
There really are people who believe the Earth is flat, outer space is a hoax concocted by scientists, the light from the Moon makes things

Honor For Nothing
Do people still put bumper stickers on their cars telling all the strangers following them about the honor student in their family? I haven’t seen

When Your Wife Marries A Chump
Whenever I hear a Christian husband say, “I really married up!” I know he’s trying to compliment his wife. Christian men are taught that building

You Are Evil. God Is Not
A Christian has many responses when atheists (God-haters) accuse God of being evil. Here are a couple… Response 1: “Oh my goodness! It breaks my

Belief In God Won’t Save Anybody
Awhile back I quit trying to justify my faith to certain types of skeptics. I don’t mind explaining what I believe to people who are

Hurt People Hurt People, Helps No People
“John, you jerk! I don’t need to read any further!! I can tell by the title you’re going to make fun of hurting people! I’ve

She May Be The Only Jesus He Marries
When the apostle Paul told Christians they ought not be yoked with unbelievers, he was only talking to unlikeable people. Winsome people should fraternize freely

Outcasts Are Not Angels
I hear you saying stuff like, “Jesus accepted the outcasts,” without explaining what you mean by, ‘accepted’ or who you’re calling ‘outcasts.’ Despite all the

I Get It
I think Michael Knowles is a Christian and my opinion of his faith really doesn’t matter. The following commentary is not a judgment on his

Don’t You Care About Pushing Me Away From Jesus?
When I say I want nothing to do with conceited, boastful, lovers of themselves who have a form of godliness but deny its power, some

Some Ain’t Gonna Make It
In the fantastical land of make-believe where wishful thinking is highly prized, sentiments like this are gleefully celebrated: “I’m not interested in competing with anyone.

Stupid Confidence
Sometimes I try to affirm pagans when they accidentally say something true. When I see a quote proclaiming, “The problem with the world is that

Sinners Stand And Be Counted!
Christians, you can sit this one out. Sinners! I want to get to know you a little better. Referring to yourself as ‘a sinner,’ is