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It’s Not Just Semantics
I lost a few of you over the gun rail with my last blog entry so I’m going to swing the boat around and attempt

Saints Ain’t Sinners
So you read Romans 7 where Paul said, “For I know that good itself does not dwell in me, that is, in my sinful nature.

Wicked People Want Me To Be Nice
It makes me laugh when wicked people tell me to be nice but when they literally admit there are no consequences for being ‘not nice,’

Doctrine Against Doctrine
Many of the hippest, coolest, more-influential-than-me-people, are super-concerned that I’m making doctrine too big a deal. These hip, cool, influential folks are TEACHING me that

I Begg To Differ
If you’re unaware of what has formally become known (by me) as “The Alistair Begg Tumult,” you can easily look it up via your favorite

You Don’t Know Who You Are
People with titles, offices and college degrees tell you that your identity is up to you. Psychologists, psychiatrists, mystics, and witch doctors testify that you have the power to define yourself. Scientists, sorcerers, and snake oil salesmen confirm that you’re authorized to speak your authentic self into existence.
They’re wrong. Your identity is determined by your Creator….

I’m Not Good At This Because I Hate It
There comes a time in the life of every man who shares my name, likeness, and social security number, when he must put away the

Can You Believe I’m Preaching Right Now?
Have you ever tried to write an entire post without making any statements? Did you know an entire method of TEACHING was developed by Socrates,

What’s Wrong With Getting An Autograph?
I think it’s good for humans to question their motives. If you disagree, I encourage you to not read any further. Everything beyond this paragraph

What Do You Mean By Friendly?
Honey Bear Hollow is a campground near my house that until recently proclaimed itself a ‘family friendly’ facility. The campground is under new ownership who

Follow Your Corrupt Heart
If you were to remove your blinders and poke your head out of the cocoon of cluelessness that obscures your view of reality, you would

What If Christians Believed What God Says?
A ‘Christian author’ who claims to be ‘helping men become healthy’ posed the question: “What if men were held to the same modesty standards as

Should She Marry An Axe-Murderer or Count Dracula?
Self described relationship expert, Sheila Gregoire posed this question: “Would you rather your daughter married a technical virgin who pushed past the boundaries of his

Don’t Make Peace When God Makes War
Ben-hadad was a king of Syria who told Israel to hand over all their stuff (gold, silver, wives, children, etc.) Ahab was King of Israel

Jesus Didn’t Hang-Out Like You Do
Jesus didn’t ‘hang out with sinners.’ Tow truck drivers aren’t ‘hanging out’ with you when they tow your disabled vehicle. A fireman doesn’t run into

You Can’t Be Friends With Pagans
“John, you should build relationships with unbelievers. Earn their respect. Make friends with them so they’ll be more likely to listen when you share your

No Distinction Necessary
It’s hard to convince Christians that friendship with the world is hatred towards God. When I speak too bluntly about atheism, I get comments like

Sawing Is Not Hammering
For those who are still salty about audio books not being books: Using a hammer is a different process than using a saw. I know