When Science Describes God
So, Scientific American is preaching about the existence of God. The sermon isn’t a pulpit-pounding-fire-and-brimstone oration. But the message is clear for those who have ears to hear: “…according to the Greek atomists, if we kept on dividing things into ever-smaller bits, at the end there would remain solid, indivisible particles called atoms, imagined to […]
Let’s Punish The Innocent!
** SATIRE ** (It makes me sad that disclaimers like this are necessary) ** Satire ** That Mueller report crushed my soul. I was promised collusion. There was so much evidence of collusion it was gonna make me puke. I was promised puke! Anticipating Donald Trump’s impeachment was the only thing keeping me alive for […]
Wonka, New Voice of Feminism, and Paid Church Organizers
Big news from Cami today! She’ll tell us why she’s striking a pose. The Peaches thinks it’s time for a new voice to speak to women. It’s gotta be a woman though…not a dude. I’m able to squeeze a few words in about the Mayor of South Bend. We end up with some awkward admissions […]
Wonka, New Voice of Feminism, and Paid Church Organizers
Big news from Cami today! She’ll tell us why she’s striking a pose. The Peaches thinks it’s time for a new voice to speak to women. It’s gotta be a woman though…not a dude. I’m able to squeeze a few words in about the Mayor of South Bend. We end up with some awkward admissions […]
Recite An Enlightened Pledge of Allegiance
Year ago, reciting the pledge of allegiance was a habit. Like saying, “Bless you,” when somebody sneezed. Standing for the anthem was a similar gesture. It’s just what you did whenever the Star Spangled Banner started playing. This changed as time went by and American values were replaced with depraved, self-centered stupidity. You’re offended when […]
How To Vote Without Losing Your Soul
When I first started voting in national elections, casting a vote required some thoughtfulness. Most of the candidates had similar integrity and character. At least, they claimed to have character and integrity. Voting is much easier these days. Many candidates have quit pretending to be human and are running, unashamedly, on a platform that kills […]
Anita Renfroe, Horrible Gigs and Colonoscopy
If you’ve been longing for a conversation with a top-notch Christian comedian set against the ambient sounds of Cracker Barrel, this is your episode! Anita Renfroe talks with me about the proper way to take a picture of cheesecake, why you can’t put an ‘s’ at the end of Oreo and we talk about her […]
Anita Renfroe, Horrible Gigs and Colonoscopy
If you’ve been longing for a conversation with a top-notch Christian comedian set against the ambient sounds of Cracker Barrel, this is your episode! Anita Renfroe talks with me about the proper way to take a picture of cheesecake, why you can’t put an ‘s’ at the end of Oreo and we talk about her […]
Climate Change Isn’t Science. It’s Religion.
People accuse me of saying stuff just to be provocative. They’re right. I mean, take a look at the title of this article. Climate change believers will insist their beliefs aren’t beliefs but “science”. They’re wrong. With my usual brand of delightful jocularity, I explained why climate change doesn’t matter. Some people responded by insisting […]
South Bend Indiana Elected A Dufus As Mayor
I don’t pay much attention to South Bend. I’d never heard of Pete Buttigieg until I fell over this article. “Pete Buttigieg, Asked About Joe Biden Calling Mike Pence A “Decent Guy,” Says Pence Has “Absolutely Fanatical” Views” That’s just the title of the article, not the opening paragraph Mike Pence used to be the […]