Why Christians Should Stop Being Thankful
The wisdom of God is believed to be infinite. Given that, I assume the stupidity of godless thought is also without limit. Today’s example certainly doesn’t falsify my assumption. Christianity is directly responsible for countless hospitals, clinics, orphanages, food pantries, and miscellaneous starvation relief efforts. In other words, Christians think about those starving kids but not […]
The Evolution Chocolate Cake
Really Just For Laughs
Here are clips from a guy you should know about. Nate Bargatze. That’s all for now…
A Reason To Quit Christianity Right Now!
When you walk away from Christianity without a good reason, you look stupid. The trouble is, there are no good reasons to walk away from Christianity. So you’re going to look stupid no matter what. Let me suggest a disguise that will make your irrationality somewhat less obvious. “Honesty”. That’s it! Be truthful. Just admit that […]
Night Night, Grateful Atheists and Offended by Bad Schools
[iframe style=”border:none” src=”//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/6000056/height/100/width/480/thumbnail/no/render-playlist/no/theme/custom/tdest_id/542409/custom-color/c1021a” height=”100″ width=”480″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen oallowfullscreen msallowfullscreen] THIS EPISODE – Gratitude NOT Thanksgiving Emmi tells Pkarlgh “night-night”. Cami has a loose tooth which she won’t let me pull. We try to give a Carlina update but forget. The Peaches won’t let me talk about Thanksgiving anymore because it’s over. I […]
Night Night, Grateful Atheists and Offended by Bad Schools
You can’t be grateful to nothing. And when your school is rotten, just admit it.
How To End Christianity By Dinner Time
If you want to rid the world of Christianity, here’s what you should do: Prove Jesus didn’t rise from the dead after he was crucified. That’s it! Christianity without the resurrection is like an omelet without eggs. Like a racehorse without legs. Without the resurrection, Christianity is done. Disproving the resurrection is tricky, though. There’s […]
Why Christianity Is Better For Humans Than Humanism
One of my talents is helping people think about stuff. I don’t discriminate. Male, female, young, old, Christian, Humanist – I’ll help anyone! Today, I’m going to help you, Humanists. Humanism is a parachute for when you leap from the Christian airplane. You shout, “I don’t need God to be good,” while free-falling through philosophical […]
Your Mustache Cannot Help My Prostate
Finally, “No Shave November” is over. Good-bye to all the facial hair grown to raise awareness of cancer. For the next 11 months, we can forget about cancer research and enjoy smooth skin. And most importantly… …we can get back to making fun of bad mustaches and beards! Mocking a mustache during November is risky. You: […]
How To End Evil
Evil. It’s time to put a stop to it! Finally, we have the technology to end it once and for all. The solution didn’t come from religion. Despite what you’ve read on billboards, the answer isn’t “Jesus”. The secret to ending evil came from secular, non-religious rationalists. Ready for the secret? (You should probably sit […]