Why Religion Is Not Child Abuse

Yes, really. I gotta write this article. It’s a response to some nit-wittery I encountered. The post itself is a standard rant about the awfulness of Christianity. I have the annoying habit of asking questions in the comments. I read stuff like this: It’s a tragedy in the first degree that children are exposed to this […]

How To Spot A Muddled Thinker

Recently I reported that Science has disproven your soul. But that report troubled my spirit. So I’m retracting it. ** Makes retracting gesture** I’ve changed my mind. There are too many words in the source material. Too many words. Muddled thinkers often equate verbosity with wisdom. They’re wrong. The best ideas are expressed in a […]

Good Guys Wear Black

Relax, everyone. It’s been confirmed. Men in Hollywood will wear black to the Golden Globe Awards. We unwashed, insignificant people outside of Los Angeles will finally be able to get some sleep. The guys are wearing black to protest sexual harassment. Thank God! Somebody needs to protest sexual harassment. The pro-sexual harassment movement has gotten […]

Proof You Have No Soul

I like to read differing points of view. That’s how I learn. But it’s uncomfortable when my worldview is challenged. Stuff like this puts my beliefs to the test! I found 13 reasons this “Thinker” is an atheist! A baker’s dozen reasons to not believe in God. That’s a lot. Among these is strong evidence […]

Next Year Is Your Responsibility

Okay, twenty-eighteen, you better bring your “A” game. We’re expecting a lot out of you. Honestly, we didn’t think we’d ever meet you. Trump got elected President. That was supposed to destroy the Earth but somehow we’re still here. New Years is supposed to have magical powers. Powers to overcome all of last year’s agitations. […]

Christmas Edition and Goodwill Toward Pkarlgh

My family gets together to eat noodles, pizza and talk about how loud we are. I ask my buddy Don about the best Christmas present he ever got. Then I wax philosophical about Holiday traditions and offer some humble advice for how to make the season merrier.

You Do Christmas, Y’all

There is nothing like Christmas. Seriously. It’s celebrated all around the world. Every nook and cranny. No other holiday has that kind of reach. No other holiday is so inclusive. Peace on Earth, goodwill toward all mankind. Nowhere to hide. You’re gonna get some goodwill on you. Christmas isn’t just for Christians. It’s for everybody! Which […]

Bullies and Spiritual Lightweights

This Episode – Is Late!! Had a family emergency that knocked me off schedule. This is what happens because I don’t have minions or employees to do my bidding. Peaches and I talk about bullying and some other stuff. You’ll have to listen if you want to know it all.   Here’s a link to […]

Trump Is President and America Is Insane

I’ll get to Trump soon. First, Roy Moore. What a guy, huh? In his 30’s he cruised around Alabama picking up chicks who were 15 years younger than himself! Creepy and weird, right? Only guys like Hugh Hefner can get away with perversion like that! You need to be a recognizable celebrity before you can […]

Axioms, Debt, Baking Cakes and Construction Paper

Cami gives her 6-year old version of famous axioms. Washing machines are sign of intelligence. Luke’s budgeting system that’s based on buying gigantic pizza. Then we figure out exactly what kind of cake Jesus would bake.

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