Comedy Sojourn – Poddy Break Crew, Sweatpants, Squirrels
THIS EPISODE: On tour with Tim Hawkins and the Poddy Break Crew. Lots of talk about pretentious sweat pants, Pkarlgh. If you are on the fence regarding Lulu Lemon…this is the podcast for you. Backstage with Tim Hawkin’s crew while we try to figure out what to eat for lunch. Josh tries to convince me that […]
Comedy Sojourn – Bob Smiley, Divorce, Facial Hair, Ketchup Abuse
THIS EPISODE: Bob Smiley joins me (and The Peaches) in our first-ever VIDEO CONFERENCE PODCAST! It is a technological marvel. We talk pretty frankly about divorce. I forgot to record the first technological marvel so this is our 2nd conversation. I’m not to be trusted with technology. I need supervision… Bob talks about […]
Explained by the Inexplicable
People are like pianos and monkeys in a bank vault.
Wish I Had Said This
If you want, you can read this article which suggests that Jesus didn’t actually exist. Yawn. Now, you can read one of the best comments ever posted into a blog space. I do not know who wrote this excerpt of awesome so I’ll tip my hat to the anonymous author. It’s right underneath the article […]
Oh, Where Can A Ghoul Find Love?
Somebody! LOVE THIS POOR WOMAN! C’mon, guys! She has all the attributes that attract men: attractive intelligent well-spoken abortionist Every man I have ever dated — no matter how liberal or open-minded he professes to be — has flinched, looked away, or gone silent when I first tell him what I do. EVERY man reacts […]
Comedy Sojourn w/ Jonnie W.
THIS EPISODE: The infamous Jonnie W. Lots of comedy talk that’s interesting to us and probably pretty dull for Pkarlgh but that’s what happens when we don’t operate with a script, or goals or even common sense. It’s a phone call so Jonnie sounds very much like a Cylon (which isn’t a bad thing, really.) […]
Comedy Sojourn – Jonnie W, awkwardness, insecurity and inside baseball
THIS EPISODE: The infamous Jonnie W. Lots of comedy talk that’s interesting to us and probably pretty dull for Pkarlgh but that’s what happens when we don’t operate with a script, or goals or even common sense. It’s a phone call so Jonnie sounds very much like a Cylon (which isn’t a bad thing, really.) […]
Rocks and Hills and Processors Cry Out
If you don’t play computer games, this may surprise you. The first time I heard this song was the opening title of the video game Civilization IV. It took my breath away. I restarted the game 6 times so I could hear it again. Had no idea what language was being sung. Thought it might be […]
You Cannot Speak for Everyone
I tried to reblog this and failed. Actually, I think WordPress failed. I just pushed the reblog button and received the “everything is okey-dokey message”. But things were not okey-dokey. My dad is diagnosed “bipolar”. This means every bad behavior is due to his illness. Every idiosyncrasy is also due to his illness. Any unremarkable, […]
The 1st Church of Antacid
For those times when your stomach is just loaded with acid. It just happens. Your evil stomach pumps out acid for no good reason. It has nothing to do with your lunch meal of double chili burrito with onions, Tabasco, kerosene, and gunpowder. Just take aTums. That’ll fix it! Enjoy the comfort that comes from […]