It’s time someone had the guts to say what everyone is thinking.
Catholics suck!
Always telling everyone how to behave.
Young people won’t tolerate those outdated prescripts.
Right, young people?
(A prescript is like, you know, a rule or something…)
Now,
AM I RIGHT, YOUNG PEOPLE?
The only thing this generation of humans has in common with their parents
is that their parents knew that their parents were morons too.
Morons for blindly following religious rules.
Rules put in place solely to squelch fun and personal expression.
Do not murder.
Do not lie.
Honor your parents!
…stupid Catholics!
No surprise that this brave, enlightened girl is rebelling.
Moving in with her boyfriend despite her Catholic parent’s objections.
In her own words:
“I don’t know how to explain it, really, other than to say that I knew in my heart that it would be for the best. I made that decision not on a whim, not as a child, but as an adult who was thinking from a practical perspective, from a financial perspective and from an emotional perspective, too. It’s what I wanted. On every level.”
Fabulous!
Hopefully, others will follow her example.
Hopefully, they’ll be her neighbors.
…and skilled burglars.
Who know in their hearts it will be for the best
…breaking into the love-nest and pilfering her boyfriend’s X-Box.
Take that, Catholics!
