Why Fundamentalists Should Fear Science
The greatest evil ever foisted on mankind is Untruth. Falsehood never results in joy. Falsehood always brings darkness, suffering, and death. But not right away! You tolerate untruth because it kills you slowly. Lies are not lobotomies. They’re a slow growing cancer that gradually turns your mind to mush. Every day that you keep lies […]
It’s Time To Quit Loving Your Church
If you’ve been alive and literate for more than 15 minutes, you’ve seen that phrase before. It’s time to erase it. Remove it from the T-shirts. Scrape off the bumper stickers. Uproot the signage from the front yard. This message distracts from the church’s real message. “I Love My Church” is like saying, […]
Baby Predictions, Employment and Socialized Medicine
In this EXTENDED EPISODE…The Farkas Family talks with me and Peaches about babies and socialism. PLUS – Background noises provided by Emery Jane throughout the show! Peaches knows the gender of her unborn child and refuses to tell us. Tabby has 100% success predicting the gender of children (prior to birth) and we quiz […]
Harvey, Joel Osteen, The Nashville Controversy
THIS EPISODE: Hurricane Harvey and The Nashville Statement Turns out, every hurricane has a name! Which helps make the catastrophe personal, I guess. Peaches tells me about the hurricanes she remembers. We discuss the stuff that people send to hurricane victims that maybe hurricane victims don’t actually need. It’s the thought that counts! […]
Be Careful Where You Get Your Windpipe
This article should serve as a cautionary tale. When you’re replacing your breathing tube, shop around a bit. Don’t just swallow the advice of every supposed expert. It seems that even medical science is not immune to corruption. To summarize the article: Surgeon Paolo Macchiarini was hailed for turning the dream of regenerative medicine into […]
Episode 53 Harassed By A Handicapped Guy
THIS EPISODE: I’m talking about being bullied by a handicapped person. Luke and Mandy (Peaches) join me. First, we’re video taping the beginning of this podcast! It’s fascinating but I can’t do it for the whole episode because I am incapable of operating two devices at the same time. I tell the tale […]
The Scientific Fact that Proves Christianity False
Just 50 years since Time Magazine suggested God is dead, we’re on the verge of proving God never existed. These are certainly exciting times! Christianity gave birth to science. Now science, like an adolescent child, surpasses the parents wisdom! According to a ‘new theory‘…God isn’t necessary for life to exist! The theory suggests that life […]
Butt Club, Tuxedos, KFC and Rental Houses
THIS EPISODE: All Branyan Family – Butt Club, Tuxedos, Dawn Treader Chaos reigns on Sunday afternoons so when Marla (soon to be an official Branyan) tells me she’s going to book club…I didn’t hear exactly what she said. Then she tells me what IBTC stands for and I consider kicking her off the podcast. […]
Afraid of Tim Hawkins and The Evils of Multi-Level Marketing
THIS EPISODE: Meet a girl who is terrified by Tim Hawkins. Plus, Peaches and I discuss the sinister evil that is Multi-Level Marketing and the impact it is having on stupid people. I catch a ride from the airport from a young lady who is afraid of Tim Hawkins. I’ll try to help her […]
Comedy Sojourn – John Crist! And Abused People Who Abuse People
In This Episode: I’m in the Green Room with John Crist. And the Peaches and I discuss victims.