Please, God, Give Me Illness
Man, I wish I had a condition. Conditions are sweet! If I was bi-polar, I could live like a king! I could be ungrateful, unkind, irresponsible, indecent, lazy and selfish… …and everyone would chalk it up to my illness! “John stole a car and trashed the Mayor’s yard!” “Try to understand, he’s not well.” I […]
Comedy Sojourn – Alaska, Angry Chickens, Hidden Rocks and Moose
Way up North in Alaska. Driving around in cars. Eating Boston Baked Beans and talking about Moose.
Let Me Own My Privilege
I’m going to go ahead and admit my privilege. I’ve have a lot of stuff I don’t deserve. It all comes from my faith. Privilege is one of the unique things about Christianity. I get to take credit for the stuff that Jesus did. No other religion offers this sweet deal. It works like this: […]
Comedy Sojourn – Poddy Break Crew, Sweatpants, Squirrels
THIS EPISODE: On tour with Tim Hawkins and the Poddy Break Crew. Lots of talk about pretentious sweat pants, Pkarlgh. If you are on the fence regarding Lulu Lemon…this is the podcast for you. Backstage with Tim Hawkin’s crew while we try to figure out what to eat for lunch. Josh tries to convince me that […]
Comedy Sojourn – Bob Smiley, Divorce, Facial Hair, Ketchup Abuse
THIS EPISODE: Bob Smiley joins me (and The Peaches) in our first-ever VIDEO CONFERENCE PODCAST! It is a technological marvel. We talk pretty frankly about divorce. I forgot to record the first technological marvel so this is our 2nd conversation. I’m not to be trusted with technology. I need supervision… Bob talks about […]
Comedy Sojourn – Jonnie W, awkwardness, insecurity and inside baseball
THIS EPISODE: The infamous Jonnie W. Lots of comedy talk that’s interesting to us and probably pretty dull for Pkarlgh but that’s what happens when we don’t operate with a script, or goals or even common sense. It’s a phone call so Jonnie sounds very much like a Cylon (which isn’t a bad thing, really.) […]
Rocks and Hills and Processors Cry Out
If you don’t play computer games, this may surprise you. The first time I heard this song was the opening title of the video game Civilization IV. It took my breath away. I restarted the game 6 times so I could hear it again. Had no idea what language was being sung. Thought it might be […]
The 1st Church of Antacid
For those times when your stomach is just loaded with acid. It just happens. Your evil stomach pumps out acid for no good reason. It has nothing to do with your lunch meal of double chili burrito with onions, Tabasco, kerosene, and gunpowder. Just take aTums. That’ll fix it! Enjoy the comfort that comes from […]
Safety First
“Safe?” said Mr. Beaver; “don’t you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good. He’s the King, I tell you.” – C.S. Lewis, The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe Comfortable? Can I get you a latte? Here’s the bulletin. We’ve got a lot of […]
Intentionally Relevant After All This Time
I’ve been busy with Comedy Creation 101 for awhile. So the blog hasn’t been updated for awhile. Apparently, the blog is relevant even without updates! This article suggests that the godless have been unsettled since February. The link is broken to my original post – (This is where it should be.) Like I said, I’ve been […]