No Funeral For A Dead Raccoon
I killed a raccoon last weekend. Actually, the raccoon killed himself. I was merely the instrument of suicide. The varmint vamoosed across the road at exactly the right time. Half a second sooner or later and there would be nothing to write about. The timing was so precise it had to be intentional. Perhaps the […]
Who Deserves The Wrath of God?
You gotta be pretty bad to upset God, right? He’s not gonna pour out His wrath for minor offenses. Just the big sinsWrat Like murder. And rape. And attempted murder. And some forms of assault. Like child abuse. And spouse abuse. Including the emotional and psychological kind. And human trafficking. And animal abuse. Or extreme cruelty to […]
We Don’t Go Together Like Worms
God made man. He told man, “This garden is yours! Go where you want!” And the man said, “Thanks. I’m just gonna sit on this couch.” So God decided it is not good for man to be alone. Even though man really likes being alone. God made man a companion. A woman! She said, “We’re […]
Bible Time! Cover The Kid's Ears!
Scripture is not always ‘G’ rated.
Christianity Doesn't Harm People
You can’t squeeze blood from a stone or evil from Jesus.
Comedy Sojourn – My Kids Prepare For Battle
There’s a storm a comin’, Carl! Too much for one episode. I had to break the recent conversation into two pieces. Timothy and Tabby (and Joe) come over to tell me how they feel about my blogging. In essence, they hate it. Since that’s an awkward conversation, we spend this episode making small talk and building […]
Yay, Jesus! Die! Die! Die!
You’re going to make enemies when you preach love. Just common sense…
How Will We Then Worship?
Schedule an encounter with God.
Quit Making People Be Good For You
You’ve filled out the online dating profile. And you’ve found A MATCH! You both like seafood! Piña Colada AND getting caught in the rain! Your favorite color is blue. Both want a dog. No kids! Both want a two-story house. Both think toilet paper goes over, not under. And… …you both have the same religious […]
Comedy Sojourn – Jehovah's Witness, Rural King and Christian Movies
I’m driving around with the Peaches (though it sounds like we’re riding on the outside of a train) talking about the who controls the world. I received a helpful pamphlet from some door to door evangelists that answer this question. Actually, my Dad received this pamphlet but I stole it from him before he had […]