Good People Believe In Jesus
A common mistake made by prideful God deniers is that the only people who commit murder are religious people. They contend that lawless self-worshipers, never, ever, ever commit acts of violence. The heathen (according to the heathen) are peaceful, law abiding citizens with no selfish ambitions of any kind. Since none of history’s notorious mass […]
I Don’t Want To Eat With You
Let me make sure I understand. You don’t like religious people but you’re willing to ‘grab coffee’ or ‘get pizza’ or ‘just hang out sometime’ with me? You’re open-minded enough to set aside your natural (and totally justified) loathing of me and have a conversation? You will condescend to engage with lowly, little ol’ me? […]
Impolite Doesn’t Make You Right
“I will absolutely raise my daughter to know she does not have to be polite to men who creep her out.” Why? Don’t you realize that she will be repulsive? I absolutely raised my sons to be polite to obnoxious girls. How he treats unlikeable women is reveals a boy’s character. Your daughter’s rudeness is […]
I’m The Reason You Left The Church.
“John, you jerk!! People like you are the reason I quit the church!!!!” Thank you for the encouragement. Sometimes it feels like I’m accomplishing nothing. It’s good to know that my efforts are making a positive difference. I’m grateful to God for allowing me to play a small role in His master plan. It thrills […]
It’s Not Okay To Steal Bread
You’re asking me if it’s okay to steal bread to feed your starving family. The answer is, “No.” I hope that helps you plan your day. You can now remove, “shoplift bagels” from your task list. “John, you jerk!!!! People are starving!!! STARVING!!!! CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY!!!!!! Wealthy jerks have more food than they can eat […]
Thank God for Contentment
(Philippians 4:10) Not that I am speaking of being in need, for I have learned in whatever situation I am to be content. I know how to be brought low, and I know how to abound. In any and every circumstance, I have learned the secret of facing plenty and hunger, abundance and need. I […]
I Abstain and You’re Salty
I know why you’re angry with me. You’re surprised that I won’t join your party. You invited me to celebrate your individuality, to applaud your uniqueness, to revel in the virtue of just being human. And I brazenly turned you down. I rejected your offer of fellowship. I don’t blame you for feeling insulted. It […]
Secrets Are For Sinners
It is not often that you’ll keep secrets in order to do good works. Most of the time, secrets keep evil from being exposed. “John, you jerk!!! What about surprise birthday parties?!! What about anonymous donations to charities??!!! What about giving so the left hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing?!!! THAT’S SCRIPTURE, […]
Bitterness For Fun and Profit
Just because you left the church doesn’t mean you can’t profit from Christian bitterness. Jesus explained that a house divided against itself cannot stand so if your congregation adheres to biblical teaching, you’ll eventually get thrown out but you’ll still be able to make money from the disgruntled folks you leave behind. If you want […]
The United States Was A Christian Nation
The United States was a Christian nation. “John, you jerk! Separation of church and state!!! The founding fathers were all atheists!! The US absolutely is NOT a Christian nation and it NEVER WAS!!!! Stop forcing your beliefs on other people!!!” I know you think the ‘separation of Church and State’ means that religion has no […]