Do You Think Jesus Was A Racist?

I don’t think about the plight of LGBTQ+ people most of the time; but you do. When I post about brain scans or donuts, you respond with an apostate’s hot take about things Jesus never said. It’s sad that you’re imprisoned by your sinful pride but, as I said, I don’t think about you very […]

Donut Analysis

Take a look at these brain scans! They reveal so much, don’t they? Wow! All those squiggly shapes in different colors tell me a lot about brain functions and human behavior. One of the things that jumped out at me was how different the normal brain looks in each picture. I wondered what criterion experts […]

If A Drug Addict Shows Up…

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Woah! That’s a powerful piece of conviction right there! Let me return the favor and give you something to ponder. “If a crack-smoking Centaur that shows up naked at your church, looking for God offends you, then you ought to repent!” What’s that? You don’t think Centaurs exist so my comment is not useful? Okay. […]

Vaguely Divisive

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To you who claim to be working toward unity and inclusiveness: Stop being divisive. Your constant criticism of unspecified ‘Christians’ is tedious, confusing, and undermines my efforts to bring people together. “John, you jerk! What are you even talking about? Are you so hard up for topics that you’re making up stuff to be offended […]

If I Was Alec Baldwin…

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Alec Baldwin helped me test the depth of my belief in the ‘Golden Rule’ I put myself in Baldwin’s boots and ask, “How would I like to be treated?” I was holding the gun that fired a bullet which killed another person. It wasn’t intentional but Halyna Hutchins is dead just the same. I’m responsible […]

Maybe Leaving Isn’t The Best Idea

lightning strikes

I’m not trying to pick a fight. Maybe the teaching at your church is so hopelessly flawed that it cannot be redeemed. Perhaps your leaders are beyond the reach of biblical correction and teaching. It’s possible that the only appropriate course of action is breaking fellowship with your current congregation to find a group of […]

What Do You Mean by ‘Love?’

blue purple red and yellow heart printed poster

You anti-religion prophets throw the word love around as if it means something. I’m going to explain the mess your worldview has created. You’ll fail to understand and instead of asking for elaboration, you’ll accuse me of spreading hate and negativity. So when I’m done and the world isn’t as ‘amazing’ as you think it […]

Judas Is Not A Role Model

brown wooden gavel on brown wooden table

For some reason, Judas is getting a lot of sympathy these days. You’re telling me that engaging with Judas will help me understand the love of Jesus. I’m curious about why you’ve become obsessed with a guy that Jesus said would be better off having not been born. If Judas is the key to understanding […]

Passion Will Kill You Without God

red rose

So, somebody said something you didn’t like and it made you so mad that you punched something and broke your hand? I’m going to tell you something else that will probably make you mad (but I’m safely out of reach so I’m not worried). You are enslaved by your emotions and if you don’t break […]

You’re Actually Not Enough

Of all the terrible lies that are passed off as biblical truth, my favorite is, “You are enough.” It is a well-constructed deception that plays on my ego. It’s exactly what I would say to arrogant Americans if I wanted to build a successful cult. It seems almost humble. The word ‘enough’ isn’t pompous and […]

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