Inescapable Admission of Calvinism
Hey Pkarlgh – You know how The Peaches keeps insisting that I’m not far from becoming a Calvinist? This conversation finally confirms that truth. I can’t deny it any longer and I finally admit my theological leanings while eating a delicious quesadilla (which I believe was the result of Luke’s free will.)
May Be The Last Time I Hear From You
Facebook sent this stern warning to a friend of mine when she posted a picture of her horse and referred to said horse as, “fat mama.” Welcome to the nightmare!
The Surprising Greatness of Skipping Church
I wasn’t always an enthusiastic supporter of the government mucking around with church activity. At first, it worried me when the State dictated the size of church gatherings and forbid things like shaking hands and singing. It seemed kind of dystopian. But then I started hearing from church leaders about Romans 13 and I warmed up to the idea of godless government leaders telling Christians how to practice our faith.
The Parable of The Unmasked Samaritan
Primitive Christians thought loving your neighbor required involvement in your neighbor’s life. The modern, enlightened understanding of love is not nearly so inconvenient!
Kanye and Mentally Ill Christians
After I say goodbye to the lil’ kids, I want to talk about Kanye West and his bi-polarism. The Peaches tells me not to call it bi-polarism because it makes me sound dumb. I’m convinced that mental illness has a negative impact on a Christian testimony but Amanda kind of disagrees. The Peaches then confesses […]
Kanye and Mentally Ill Christians
After I say goodbye to the lil’ kids, I want to talk about Kanye West and his bi-polarism. The Peaches tells me not to call it bi-polarism because it makes me sound dumb. I’m convinced that mental illness has a negative impact on a Christian testimony but Amanda kind of disagrees. The Peaches then confesses […]
Your Religion Matters
Delusion can happen to anyone. When it happens to you, I hope there is a wise, compassionate human to guide you through your confusion back into truth. If your delusion includes the believe that you’re “nonreligious” then there’s good news! I’m here to wisely and compassionately guide you out of that delusion. Below, I’ll explain why it is impossible for you to be nonreligious.
How To Tell Dimwits The Truth
Climbing to the top of Mt. Everest used to be considered by many to be the hardest thing in the world to do. But that was long ago before the internet existed. Climbing to the highest point on Earth is a cake walk compared to convincing someone online of the most simple, non-controversial truth. Let me give you an example of what I’m talking about:
Christians Who Can’t Meme Shouldn’t Meme
Q: What’s worse than taking offense to a bit of religious satire?
A: Posting a bit of religious satire then apologizing for any offense it caused.
If you don’t have the stomach for controversy, don’t post memes. Leave the satire to people like me. I can handle the onslaught of outrage that comes from posting memes like this one:
Fight About Trump and Imbeciles as Influencers
Hey Pkarlgh, The Peaches groans this week because I mention Donald Trump. We discuss America’s wavering emphasis on morality in politics. I’m a little sad because it occurs to me that I rarely know what’s going on. We conclude with a discussion about beliefs. Religion is the most important thing about humans.