At long last,

The Mennonite church is moving past it’s Slave-phobia.

They’ve ordained their first slave trader!**

Coming alongside other denominations,

the church has taken a giant step forward!

The old prejudices and bigotry against slaving are fading away.

Practicing slave traders now have sanctuary in the Mennonite church.

A place where they are loved…not judged.

A place where they are accepted…not condemned.

Because that’s what the Bible says.

Love everyone.

Love = Acceptance of every behavior.

If Slavery is distasteful to you…

…you’re on the wrong side of history.

God made us all different.

Some of us are liars.

Some of us are kidnappers.

Some of us are murderers.

We all bring something unique to the faith.

Celebrate diversity!

Kudos to the Mennonite Church.

Helping to blur the lines between Christianity and Paganism.

Because it doesn’t really matter what you believe as long as you’re sincere.

** The Mennonite minister isn’t actually a slave trader. She’s a homosexual. But the Bible talks about homosexuality and murder and deceit and kidnapping and slave trading all together so I don’t see the point in quibbling over specifics.