The East Precinct in Seattle, Washington, is home to a brand new exhibit. City council members unanimously voted to dig a moat around the six block area of the city which was overrun with violent, anti-cop terrorists; turning it into a wildlife habitat.

“We are immensely proud of the Stupid People Anarchy Zoo, or SPAZ,” Mayor Jenny A. Durkan stated during a press conference. “Many people never have the opportunity to see lawless anarchists in their natural environment. Rioters are dangerous creatures and encountering them usually leaves you impoverished, injured, or dead. Our exhibit allows you to view mindless evil from relative safety.”

The city hopes the SPAZ will increase tourism and give Seattle a desperately needed financial boost. “We’re charging a nominal fee to stand on this side of the moat and gawk at the desecration on the other side,” Durkan explained. “The money we raise will be used to improve the living conditions of the protesters. Destroying property, assaulting police officers, and perpetrating other crimes leaves them no time to find employment. We refuse to turn our backs on our most vulnerable citizens.”

While most of the Washington State bureaucracy is on board with the project, the SPAZ is not entirely without opposition. The President of Washington’s Zoological Society, Bradford Dickens renounced the innovative solution. “It gives zoos a bad name! People go to a zoo expecting to see feral animals. The beasts in the SPAZ exhibit a depravity that is without equal in nature.”

The zoo is expected to outgrow its current location as the riots continue and the police are defunded. Other cities around the nation are watching with great interest. Minneapolis Mayor, Jacob Frey was asked to comment on Seattles apparent surrender to lawlessness. “We like what we’ve seen so far,” he said.