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John,
Wait-a-minnit…
Two things I noticed.
1) sklyjd liked one of his own posts on that page? One would assume that a person likes what he has posted without the necessity of actually clicking “like”. Unless he really wanted to make sure folks saw that he was proud of what he said. “Ooh. That one was a real doozy. Lemme click like on that bad boy.” (Big grin with thumbs hooking suspenders).
2) sklyjd says ” I do not have faith in anything apart from the sun is going to rise in the morning”. And here I thought that it was all about that earth rotation thing. It would take faith to say that the sun rises, now would it not?
As for the content of the post, I can accurately describe colors to people. Yep. Sure can. Here goes…
Definition of Blue – Human eyes perceive blue when observing light with a wavelength between 450 and 495 nanometres, which is between 4500 and 4950 ångströms. Blues with a higher frequency and thus a shorter wavelength gradually look more violet, while those with a lower frequency and a longer wavelength gradually appear more green. Pure blue, in the middle, has a wavelength of 470 nanometers (4700 ångströms).
So there. Blue is a visible wavelength of 470 nm or 4700 ångströms. Not sure what an ångström is, but it may have been the name of an 80s hair metal band. The funky things above the letters (diacritics if you want to be pedantic) are the giveaway. I mean, really, isn’t Mötley Crüe cooler than Motley Crue? And Motorhead does not quite have the panache of Motörhead, does it?
Dave
Genesis 37:3 (ESV) – Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was the son of his old age. And he made him a robe of many colors.
P.S. – I love to say that truth is funnier than making stuff up… It may have not been the 80s, but just in 2015. Behold!
https://soundcloud.com/angstrom-metal
…but they forgot the cool diacritics. Perhaps they need to hire me as an image consultant to get their name out.
LOL!
I almost didn’t listen to that soundcloud clip long enough for the payoff! I was going to say, “It doesn’t seem so bad to me.” And then I hit the 30-second mark.
*giggles*
Makes me wonder, “Is my C-flat the same as your C-flat?”
And that’s why black ice matters!
~CQW