(I’ve decided that the podcast needs more explosive language.)

THIS EPISODE IS PACKED WITH SUCH EXPLOSIVE CONTENT, WE HAD TO BREAK IT INTO TWO EXPLOSIVE EPISODES!!

Peaches and I talk about sologamy while Emmi tries to say peanut butter.  Self-marriage is a thing that’s not actually recognized as a thing but those who do it don’t seem to care. Whatever. It seems a bit crazy to talk like a married couple when you’re an unmarried single. Try as I might, I can’t get Peaches to rant about it so we talk about other relationship stuff.  And women who don’t want babies…

Luke and I drive home from a show in Illinois and talk philosophically about comedy for a few minutes. (It sound’s like we’re driving into a waterfall but we’re fine. Don’t worry, Pkarlgh.)

Back with the Peaches we discuss the correlation between having children and broken computers. We have a million dollar idea that we’ll probably never get around to bringing to market so it’s all yours, Pkarlgh. You’re welcome. I’m then startled to learn that sometimes Peaches doesn’t want to bake cakes! We ponder the importance of pants in civilization.

Then we start a brief conversation about a pregnant girl who isn’t allowed to walk across the stage at her commencement.  It turns into a two-part dialogue…