My Dearest Democrats (you know who you are),
Sun Tzu (who allegedly knows a lot about battles) said, “If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat.” For some inexplicable reason, I’m feeling magnanimous (that means ‘generous’) so I’m going to offer some advice that will make the difference between winning and losing the election in 2020.
You’re asking, “Why would I do that?” There are two primary reasons:
- You won’t follow my advice because you’re prideful, wicked fools.
- I get to ratchet my sarcasm up to “10” while writing this. I love sarcasm!
First, you should like Sun Tzu because he’s not an American. If he weren’t dead, he would hate the United States just as much as you do. You would be buddies! You can trust him when he says winning battles requires knowing your enemy. Your enemies are American citizens who identify as “Trump Supporters” and at the moment, you have no clue what most of them look like.
You think the enemy forces are composed entirely of racist rednecks who type in all-caps and think Donald Trump and Jesus Christ are the same person. And while there are a few of those “Trump Supporters” making noise in the comment section of Breitbart.com, it is a mistake to think that your enemy is just an army of hayseeds and rubes.
I shouldn’t be telling you this because it really is game-changing information. I’m not worried about handing you a victory because I, unlike you, know my enemy. I know the enemies of America are full of hate which makes it impossible to think clearly. Even after I tell you exactly what your enemies look like, you’ll change nothing in your strategy. You’ll dismiss my intel and call me a liar. I’m counting on it!
Your enemy is me. I am a Trump Supporter. I voted for Trump expecting him to disappoint me. I’ve never followed him on Twitter. I’ve never heard him deliver a full speech. I don’t think about him every day. I know he is flawed. Sometimes when he talks, I cringe. I do not expect Donald Trump to make me happy.
I believe that all American citizens should have equal opportunity regardless of race, gender, or religious views. I believe the government should work for citizens. I believe criminals should be prosecuted. I believe in free speech. I believe God exists and requires me to strive to be righteous.
Now you know your enemy.
I am neither a racist nor a fascist. Continuing to call me those things will never persuade to me vote for a Democrat. But, by all means, keep filling up the news cycles with stories about Trump’s “racist supporters.” I’m glad to see you waste your resources battling a nemesis that doesn’t exist. I hope you keep doing it forever.
Now you know everything you need to know about Trump Supporters. I know you won’t use it because you’re going to steal this election by cheating. Mail-in ballots can put Biden in office against the will of the people and I know that’s okay with you. That’s why we’re enemies.
