• If the speed limit was 100 miles an hour, people would drive slower?
  • If it was legal to shoot people, gun violence would decrease?
  • If kidnapping was legal, there would be fewer kidnappings?
  • If shoplifting was legal, fewer people would shoplift?
  • If bank robbery was legal, fewer banks would get robbed?
  • If domestic abuse was legal, domestic abuse would decrease?
  • If child abuse was legal, child abuse would decrease?
  • If racial discrimination was legal, there would be less racism?
  • If slavery was legal, nobody would own slaves?
  • If hate crimes were legal, the number of hate crimes would drop?

No?

Then why do you believe that keeping abortion legal will reduce the number of abortions?

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