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Hahahaha! This is a joke, of course! Everyone knows comparing your wife to your Mom is an insult (to your wife). All the women who raised this current generation have nothing to teach us. I mean, they have nothing to teach this generation of WOMEN. Your Mom was so incompetent that you actually grew-up thinking your wife is capable of doing something wrong. If Mom didn’t scramble your brains beyond repair, your spouse might be able to teach you the truth.

Your wife is flawless and she achieved perfection all by herself. Her mother was as inept as yours. Every woman on Earth was a dufus until your awesome wife was born. Suggesting that any other female might have a better way of doing anything is ignorant and degrading.

All joking aside, your mom had her own way of running a household and it was totally incorrect. Remember that. The idyllic life that your wife has created for you will implode if you even hint that you kind of liked the way your mom did some things. And when your wife loses her self-control it’ll be your fault.

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(Titus 2:3) Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good. Then they can train the younger women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God.

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Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs in Shakespeare is available as a children’s book. Get the illustrated story based on my viral comedy routine from Amazon.  Makes a great gift for the word-lovers in your life. 

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